<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850</id><updated>2011-07-08T02:34:10.858-04:00</updated><title type='text'>El bló del dotol</title><subtitle type='html'>el "nuevo" bló del dotol.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>116</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2896407548980879931</id><published>2008-08-27T08:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2009-08-06T08:46:34.495-04:00</updated><title type='text'>imoved</title><content type='html'>nothing to see here, go to my other blog. chau.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2896407548980879931?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2896407548980879931/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2896407548980879931' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2896407548980879931'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2896407548980879931'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/08/imoved.html' title='imoved'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-425120551039298627</id><published>2008-08-26T18:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-08-26T18:40:09.075-04:00</updated><title type='text'>And Justice for All....</title><content type='html'>Las noticias:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.clavedigital.com/App_Pages/Noticias/Noticias.aspx?Id_Articulo=21430&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www2.elnuevodiario.com.do/app/article.aspx?id=116595&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://elnacional.com.do/article.aspx?id=55918&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ya el viejo descansa, y yo creo que todo el mundo en la familia siente que por lo menos se hizo lo correcto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A todos los que aun tienen sus padres vivos;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;abrácenlos, cuídenlos, y delen las gracias por todo lo que hicieron por ustedes, todo el sacrificio y el trabajo que pasaron por todos ustedes.&lt;br /&gt;Las cosas no estan faciles en R.D. Uno siempre lee en las noticias mil barbaridades y hasta que no le pasa a uno, no se da cuenta de lo duro que es estar en el lugar del protagonista de ese tipo de noticias.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora hay que seguir viviendo, y echar pa lante....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias todos los que hicieron y aun siguen haciendo eco del caso de papi.&lt;br /&gt;Gracias a Tio Alfredo, Jose Gilberto, Alfonso, Pao, Remo, Clo, Sergio, La fiscalia, Tio Dante, La policía nacional, Plinio (mi salva vida), Rafael Elías, mi familia entera, los panas con blogs, y todos los que de alguna forma u otra nos han ayudado a sobrevivir...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/SLHklujtQQI/AAAAAAAAAEU/Ye12AN5_Pug/s1600-h/var+001.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/SLHklujtQQI/AAAAAAAAAEU/Ye12AN5_Pug/s400/var+001.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238219178412687618" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rest In Peace&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-425120551039298627?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/425120551039298627/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=425120551039298627' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/425120551039298627'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/425120551039298627'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/08/and-justice-for-all.html' title='And Justice for All....'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/SLHklujtQQI/AAAAAAAAAEU/Ye12AN5_Pug/s72-c/var+001.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1366904400459594056</id><published>2008-07-04T09:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-07-04T09:13:30.277-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ya va un año</title><content type='html'>Y aun no hay justicia que se encargue de esos dos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;que paisito.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1366904400459594056?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1366904400459594056/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1366904400459594056' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1366904400459594056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1366904400459594056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/07/ya-va-un-ao.html' title='Ya va un año'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8491804574124172051</id><published>2008-06-30T11:16:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-30T11:17:53.677-04:00</updated><title type='text'>La misa</title><content type='html'>La misa del 1er año del Ingeniero es el viernes 4 de julio en la iglesia San José de Calasanz, en Arroyo Hondo a las 6:30 PM.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Saludos,&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8491804574124172051?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8491804574124172051/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8491804574124172051' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8491804574124172051'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8491804574124172051'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/06/la-misa.html' title='La misa'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6230415456489094410</id><published>2008-06-13T08:51:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2008-06-13T08:55:59.087-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy B-day</title><content type='html'>Happy Birthday pá.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...Todavía no le dan sentencia a esos cabrones.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ya casi va un año, y aun no se deciden si cantarle 30 años o no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pa lante.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6230415456489094410?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6230415456489094410/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6230415456489094410' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6230415456489094410'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6230415456489094410'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/06/happy-b-day.html' title='Happy B-day'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4505597030307119710</id><published>2008-03-25T18:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-25T18:45:49.785-04:00</updated><title type='text'>SOLD!</title><content type='html'>La casa de juandolio se vendio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias &lt;a href="http://alfpointofview.blogspot.com/"&gt;ALFONSO.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4505597030307119710?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4505597030307119710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4505597030307119710' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4505597030307119710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4505597030307119710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/03/sold.html' title='SOLD!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8469632000665689579</id><published>2008-02-18T14:23:00.006-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-18T14:40:20.691-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Se Busca</title><content type='html'>Aun no he logrado hablar con el para ver su version del caso, pero la policia y medio pais anda detras de Juan Carlos Guzmán.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Muchos lo consideraban su amigo. Para mi, el era "el pana del servidor".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tengo entendido que lo buscan por estafa a varios compañeros del colegio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Una vez fui a su casa y tome fotos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7neVn-agQI/AAAAAAAAACs/DxucW66Czaw/s1600-h/GetAttachment.aspx.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7neVn-agQI/AAAAAAAAACs/DxucW66Czaw/s320/GetAttachment.aspx.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168406510473740546" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Esta es su cama. Aqui era que dormia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7nesH-agRI/AAAAAAAAAC0/8IN2MykGAlY/s1600-h/2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7nesH-agRI/AAAAAAAAAC0/8IN2MykGAlY/s320/2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168406897020797202" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Este es el closet del papel higienico. Con esto era que el se limpiaba.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Segun &lt;a href="http://www.lamaskeproduce.com/?p=130"&gt;LAMASKEPRODUCE.COM&lt;/a&gt; se ha autorizado a publicar su foto y sus datos personales para facilitar su busqueda.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui ta su foto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7nbX3-agPI/AAAAAAAAACk/DMEJ1UQcE6A/s1600-h/juancarlos.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7nbX3-agPI/AAAAAAAAACk/DMEJ1UQcE6A/s320/juancarlos.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168403250593562866" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora entiendo muchas cosas que no entendia antes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que vaina.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8469632000665689579?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8469632000665689579/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8469632000665689579' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8469632000665689579'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8469632000665689579'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/se-busca.html' title='Se Busca'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R7neVn-agQI/AAAAAAAAACs/DxucW66Czaw/s72-c/GetAttachment.aspx.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6584651604170724974</id><published>2007-12-04T12:04:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-07T12:15:58.997-05:00</updated><title type='text'>van 5 meses...</title><content type='html'>Ya han pasado 5 meses,&lt;br /&gt;y todavía no hay justicia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 meses de dolor, sufrimiento y agonía para esta familia,&lt;br /&gt;y todavía no hay justicia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuanto tiempo tiene que pasar para que esta pesadilla acabe?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La audiencia se ha pospuesto cuatro veces ya, siempre hay una excusa.&lt;br /&gt;Ahora es para el 18 de diciembre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ese es moderno sistema judicial dominicano, que cuida los derechos de esos seres humanos, padres de familia, para que no se abuse de ellos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mientras pasan los días, papi sigue en su tumba, encima de Mamá Juanita, del lado izquierdo, esperando que la justicia se encargue de cantarle treinta años a Alex y Papo, para poder cojer una voladora al cielo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;De vez en cuando me visita en mis sueños, me dice que estudie y que coma, que estoy flaco...Yo le digo que se vaya tranquilo, que a pesar de todo el dolor que sufre mami, ella esta bien; pero el no quiere. Esta esperando que se haga justicia....Igual que todos nosotros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;van 5 meses...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6584651604170724974?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6584651604170724974/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6584651604170724974' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6584651604170724974'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6584651604170724974'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/12/van-5-meses.html' title='van 5 meses...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5912238823413616247</id><published>2007-10-15T12:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-15T14:13:43.476-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Se vende...</title><content type='html'>Por razones obvias, nos vemos forzados a vender la casa de Juandolio....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Construida en el 2003, la casa fue diseñada y construida por papi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tiene5 habitaciones, 7 baños y un medio baño para la visita.&lt;br /&gt;La cocina es muy amplia, e incluye todos los electrodomésticos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La piscina funciona perfectamente, tiene jacuzzi con calentador de gas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La casa tiene tinaco, cisterna, y esta preparada para una planta, pero la luz casi no se va, puesto que estamos en una zona turística.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El patio esta lleno de productos agrícolas varios (naranjas, limones, tamarido, cerezas, platanos, guineos, especies, yuca, lechoza, etc etc etc) y Raúl mantiene todo bastante controlado. El patio tiene un mini golf en forma de L.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La casa tiene dos entradas, una por la calle del frente y otra por la calle de atras. La entrada del frente tiene capacidad para 4 vehículos, y la entrada trasera caben mas de diez carros cómodamente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La casa tiene alarma, en todas las puertas y ventanas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El tanque de gas es de alta capacidad, creo que es de la compañía tropigas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La casa tiene una casita aparte (la casita de Raúl, el que cuida) para la gente del servicio. Tiene una habitación, sala, cocina, comedor y baño.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La estamos vendiendo totalmente amueblada, con todo lo que tiene adentro (TV, parábola, camas, aire acondicionado, nevera, freezer, juego de comedor, juego de sala, etc etc).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Baja un paquete de fotos &lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/juandolio/JD.zip"&gt;AQUÍ&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;Si tienes google earth, dale &lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/juandolio/Dc2.kmz"&gt;clic AQUÍ&lt;/a&gt; para bajar un placemark con la ubicación de la casa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estamos vendiendo la casa con la opción de comprarla sin uno de los solares.&lt;br /&gt;La persona que venda la casa se lleva una comisión de un 5% del total final de la venta [total neto luego de pago de impuestos y todo lo demás].&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si te interesa los detalles, mas fotos, una copia de la tasación oficial, o si tienes alguna pregunta, envíame un e-mail a dr_oscarluna@hotmail.com&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Preguntas y respuestas:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;- A que distancia esta de la playa?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;A 5 minutos en carro. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;- Pero no tengo carro....!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;La casa viene con la opción de un carro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-En cuanto la vende?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Llámame y te digo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;-Pero no tengo tu teléfono?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;mándame un e-mail y te lo doy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5912238823413616247?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5912238823413616247/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5912238823413616247' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5912238823413616247'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5912238823413616247'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/10/se-vende.html' title='Se vende...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1338355924269980219</id><published>2007-08-01T16:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-01T17:23:03.325-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Justicia para Antonio Oscar Luna Elías</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDrsTx2G5I/AAAAAAAAAAs/n8YQfQx5YEw/s1600-h/alex2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDrsTx2G5I/AAAAAAAAAAs/n8YQfQx5YEw/s400/alex2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093830325012142994" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDr0Tx2G6I/AAAAAAAAAA0/YrPi_IjpAKA/s1600-h/papo2.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDr0Tx2G6I/AAAAAAAAAA0/YrPi_IjpAKA/s400/papo2.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093830462451096482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Según el diccionario de la lengua Española, un asesino es aquel que le da la muerte intencionada a una persona. En mi opinión, esto ni siquiera empieza a describir lo que es un asesino. El diccionario no habla del daño que puede provocar un asesino. Hasta el que pasa por eso, le cuesta trabajo describirlo.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;Uno lee todo el tiempo en la prensa “matan a uno por celular” “matan a joven para robarle las prendas” “matan taxista para robarle el dinero” “matan joven por dinero” y uno no hace mas que asombrarse y decir que el país todos los días se pone peor. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;El 4 de Julio del 2007, me toco a mí y a mi familia. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Si me pongo a decir las cosas buenas de mi papá, no termino hoy; pero solo para tener una idea, mi papá era joven, trabajador, serio… un hombre de principios morales.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Aquel día, según confiesa Alejandro Prensa Seón (Alex), le pidió a mi papá que lo ayudara a medir un solar. Confeso haberle dado muerte “con un palo que había en el solar” y luego lo remató “con una piedra grande”.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;Pero la realidad es muy diferente. Sabemos que Alex no cometió el hecho el solo. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;La policía nacional realizo varios allanamientos el día que apresaron a Alex. Dentro de estos, allanaron la casa de Ramón Batista Yan (“Papo”), cómplice de Alex en crímenes anteriores (robo, asalto, engaño y otros delitos menores) a quien le encontraron PUESTOS los tenis de mi padre, una caja de herramientas de mi padre y otros artículos más.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Sabemos que mi padre tenía 4 mil dólares encima ese día, y Alex niega que mi padre tuviera ese dinero. El confeso asesino dice que solo tenia alrededor de siete mil pesos, y que pensaba que tenia mas dinero con el. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Sabemos que ambos asesinos son de nacionalidad Haitiana, aunque Alex dice que su madre es dominicana, sabemos que “Papo” es hijo de padres Haitianos y que vivió un tiempo en Haití, luego de haber sido liberado de 3 meses de cárcel preventiva por otros robos que había cometido con Alex. Sabemos que Papo estuvo preso por robo a un hotel de Bayahíbe junto a Alex, y que estuvo preso por hacerse pasar por brujo y quitarle miles de pesos a varias personas para hacer “despojos” y muchísimos disparates más.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Sabemos que Alex consumía y vendía todo tipo de drogas (marihuana, cocaína, éxtasis…) y que admitió haber pagado una deuda que tenia con un vendedor de drogas con el dinero que le quito a mi papá. Sabemos que Alex maltrataba a su esposa Ludín, le daba golpes sin ninguna razón, le quitaba dinero y al día de hoy, ella teme por su vida, puesto que Alex la amenazo de muerte.&lt;span style=""&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Sabemos que Alex pago a alguien para que le limpiaran su expediente en la policía, puesto que para trabajar con mi papá, presentó una carta de buena conducta. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Sospechamos &lt;span style=""&gt; &lt;/span&gt;que hay MAS PERSONAS involucradas en el asesinato de mi papá, y que Alex esta protegiendo a todos ellos por su propio interés.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Sí, confío en el sistema judicial dominicano, sabemos que por lo menos sus treinta años le tocan a ambos, pero y después QUE? &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Lo que yo espero es que este caso no caiga en el olvido, y que ambos CUMPLAN la sentencia que se les dicte. &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Con esto no busco venganza, al contrario…Lo único que me preocupa son los padres de mis amigos, mi familia y el resto de la sociedad dominicana que no les queda otra opción mas que “morir lentamente” en ese calvario llamado Republica Dominicana.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;    &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;Pido que se haga JUSTICIA para Antonio Oscar Luna Elías, y que les caiga todo el peso de la ley a Alejandro Prensa Seon, a Ramon Batista Yan y a todos aquellos implicados en la muerte de&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt; el mejor papá del mundo; mi papá.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDsxTx2G7I/AAAAAAAAAA8/aVnrXp3v07c/s1600-h/DSC02256.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDsxTx2G7I/AAAAAAAAAA8/aVnrXp3v07c/s400/DSC02256.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5093831510423116722" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Me Quieres Ayudar?  Envia este post por email a todos tus contactos. GRACIAS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="" lang="ES-DO"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1338355924269980219?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1338355924269980219/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1338355924269980219' title='94 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1338355924269980219'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1338355924269980219'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/08/justicia-para-antonio-oscar-luna-elas.html' title='Justicia para Antonio Oscar Luna Elías'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RrDrsTx2G5I/AAAAAAAAAAs/n8YQfQx5YEw/s72-c/alex2.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>94</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4137028811400658781</id><published>2007-07-06T19:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-17T19:57:20.900-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ese era mi papá</title><content type='html'>&lt;p style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span lang="ES-DO"&gt;Todo el que conoció a don Oscar, sabe a lo que me refiero.&lt;br /&gt;El hombre mas rosca izquierda, mas terco, y con menos paciencia de este mundo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aquel que desde joven, MUY joven, se dedico a trabajar en obras públicas, dibujando planos. Cuenta el que se despertaba a las 4 A.M. a dibujar, porque no le gustaba dejar nada para ultima hora...y siguió evolucionando, creciendo y madurando, porque nunca estaba conforme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aquel que dedicó toda una vida a la Ingeniería Civil, construyendo miles de obras en todas partes del país, alejándose de su familia por semanas y hasta MESES para poder mantener a su familia. Siempre le daba prioridad al trabajo y a sus hijos antes que a el mismo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ese señor que no fue al médico nunca, porque no tenia tiempo...y nunca se enfermaba (decía él).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ese señor que se pasó la vida entera dándome boches, porque quería solo lo mejor para mi futuro. El que me dio una pela bien dada, el día que le falsifiqué su firma para el colegio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aquel que siempre me dio todo lo que necesitaba, lo que le pedía y nunca me daba lo que no necesitaba.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mi padre se encargo de hacer una FAMILIA, y siempre nos enseñaba lo importante que es ser honesto, responsable, fuerte, noble y TRABAJADOR. Papi es un EJEMPLO para la sociedad. Se levantaba todos los días a las 6 A.M. para ir a trabajar, y los fines de semana se pasaba sembrando en su patio, como decía el, "para poder comer después", porque solo el que siembra, come.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mi papa me dijo una vez, "puedes darle de comer por un día a un hombre hambriento, o puedes enseñarle a pescar para que coma siempre". Papi me enseño a pescar. Me enseñó lo importante que es ser un profesional educado, y estar siempre inconforme con lo que uno tiene, para así superarse toda la vida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A los que mataron a papi: los perdono; aunque por sus cabezas no pase la más remota idea de pedir perdón...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se que la vida se encargara de darles justicia; Justicia divina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Papi esta tranquilo, y estoy seguro que no quiere que nadie este triste por el, sino que recuerden por aquel titán que fue mientras vivió. No me quedan más que los recuerdos y la crianza que me dio....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;Ese era mi papá...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="color: rgb(192, 192, 192);" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4137028811400658781?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4137028811400658781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4137028811400658781' title='80 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4137028811400658781'/><link rel='self' 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gringolandia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alguien tiene cachú?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Voy a come libro ahora!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Un dia de eto ecribo algo que barga la pena leel, polque eto no ta de na...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;adio.&lt;br /&gt;me wa cotal.&lt;br /&gt;bai&lt;br /&gt;nanoch&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-3091110589810795827?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/3091110589810795827/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=3091110589810795827' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3091110589810795827'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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Ayer Viernes 30 de marzo del 2007 nació Amelia Isabel, Hija de Omar y Ana Amelia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hija de una pareja de metálicos, tiene que obligao salir metálica:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/Rg53YIjH4pI/AAAAAAAAAAc/H3Xu6TtqCeQ/s1600-h/IMG_1594.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/Rg53YIjH4pI/AAAAAAAAAAc/H3Xu6TtqCeQ/s400/IMG_1594.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5048103488824271506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;\m/&lt;br /&gt;Maléfic!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bienvenida al mundo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rock On!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-878533675210776953?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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las mujeres se alisan, tiñen, secan y peinan de diferentes formas su cabellera TODAS LAS SEMANAS...&lt;br /&gt;donde todos tienen parábola, con PPV gratis, sin pagar ni un chele...&lt;br /&gt;donde hay que tener cisterna, tinaco, bomba ladrona y planta, solo para poder bañarse...&lt;br /&gt;donde hay que beber agua de botellón...&lt;br /&gt;donde un monitor plano LCD es cosa de ricos...&lt;br /&gt;donde todo el mundo tiene un celular con camara...&lt;br /&gt;donde hay que tocar bocina cuando el semáforo se pone verde...&lt;br /&gt;donde nadie sabe lo que es HD-TV ni 1080p...&lt;br /&gt;donde se cierran calles por semanas para tirar un tubo, sin avisos ni ruta alternativa...&lt;br /&gt;donde te limpian el vidrio en todos los semáforos, aunque le digas que no...&lt;br /&gt;donde venden cargadores de celulares y hads free en todas las esquinas...&lt;br /&gt;donde la gente protesta porque la policía no los deja manejar bajo la influencia del alcohol...&lt;br /&gt;donde tu carro es el límite de la velocidad...&lt;br /&gt;donde la gente se molesta cuando le cobran los impuestos que nunca han pagado...&lt;br /&gt;donde a pesar que no hay dinero para comer y "la cosa ta dura" siempre hay para la yipeta, la cerveza, el loto, los cigarros, el salón y la discolai...&lt;br /&gt;donde te hechan gasolina en las estaciones sin tener que bajarte del carro...&lt;br /&gt;donde te dicen que muevas el carro pa lante rápido, porque el de atrás tiene que echar gasolina también...&lt;br /&gt;donde todos saben a que hora se va y llega la luz...&lt;br /&gt;donde los médicos tienen que taxiar para poder sobrevivir...&lt;br /&gt;donde te hacen una nota de crédito cuando devuelves algo a una tienda...&lt;br /&gt;donde todos se asombran cuando le explicas lo caro que es una multa por exceso de velocidad en Estados Unidos...&lt;br /&gt;donde la gente se preocupa solo por el hoy y mañana, y no el año que viene...&lt;br /&gt;donde es mas barato comprar una tinta de un printer original (cuando aparece), que rellenarla con tinta genérica...&lt;br /&gt;donde todo el mundo sabe que el jugo de tamarindo da sueño, y todos saben cuando te dará gripe...&lt;br /&gt;donde no hay nevera que dure fría...&lt;br /&gt;donde todo el mundo se quiere ir, pero no se va...&lt;br /&gt;donde un dueño de un colmado gana mas que un médico...&lt;br /&gt;donde no se puede abrir la nevera después de planchar porque uno se pasma...&lt;br /&gt;donde la gente compra plátanos aunque estén carísimos...&lt;br /&gt;donde puedes comprar la película o CD que quieras, piratiada, con carátula y todo, en la salida de un supermercado...&lt;br /&gt;donde la gente habla hasta por los codos...&lt;br /&gt;donde a pesar que la violencia, los atracos, la corrupción y el desorden reinan, nadie hace ni dice nada;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En este par de dias que llevo en Santo Domingo me he dado cuenta de lo mal que se vive en este pais...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Es por eso que me mantengo firme en mi creencia de que deberiamos todos irnos de aqui y dejar el pais vacio; dejarselo a todos los desordenados, corruptos, ladrones, alcoholicos, maleducados, desconsiderados y demas especies del mundo animal que impiden que el pais evolucione.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No vuelvo para atrás, ni que me regalen la casa, el carro, y una mensualidad que me sobre despues de malgastar mi dinero...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No vuelvo hasta Noviembre...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y como dijo ese gran filósofo alemán &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Till_Lindemann"&gt;Till Lindemann&lt;/a&gt;;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;Amerika, ist wunderbar&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6762752268354825716?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6762752268354825716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6762752268354825716' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6762752268354825716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6762752268354825716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/03/amerika-ist-wunderbar.html' title='Amerika, ist wunderbar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5087708592718593730</id><published>2007-03-16T11:23:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-16T11:25:44.298-04:00</updated><title type='text'>[el sabado]</title><content type='html'>El coro del sabado es en playa caribe.&lt;br /&gt;Tengo que volver colorado a lo yunai, asi que nos vemos despues de las 10 en playa caribe, o caribbean sun, como quieran llamarle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que apero se dio lo del jueve, gozamo muchisimo....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy e que se va a comer de verda... mwuhuhuhahahahahahahahahhhhh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5087708592718593730?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5087708592718593730/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5087708592718593730' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5087708592718593730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5087708592718593730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/03/el-sabado.html' title='[el sabado]'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7691182327036310560</id><published>2007-03-14T19:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-14T19:46:20.520-04:00</updated><title type='text'>[El jueves]</title><content type='html'>Ya que estoy aqui, al teacher george se le ha ocurrido hacer una juntadera en drinks, para recordar los viejos tiempos de dotolseupuntocon. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lléguenle pa ya el jueves 15 de marzo despues de las 9:00.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yo llevo mi camara y un brugalito para el pueblo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nos vemos alla!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RSVP AQUI! deja un comment!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7691182327036310560?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7691182327036310560/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7691182327036310560' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7691182327036310560'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7691182327036310560'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/03/el-jueves.html' title='[El jueves]'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-3313390110486358789</id><published>2007-03-08T20:43:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-08T20:44:25.834-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Toy aqui...</title><content type='html'>Que calol. &lt;br /&gt;Mardicion. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mañana como adrian. &lt;br /&gt;Mami no sabe que toy aqui aun...ella se cree que llego el domingo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hahahahah&lt;br /&gt;solpresa!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-3313390110486358789?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/3313390110486358789/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=3313390110486358789' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3313390110486358789'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3313390110486358789'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/03/toy-aqui.html' title='Toy aqui...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7907195580201370462</id><published>2007-02-22T14:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-22T14:34:34.851-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Fun with useless information</title><content type='html'>A mi me encanta saber cosas que no me sirven para nada en la vida. Como esta &lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/WPMTray.zip"&gt;APLICACION&lt;/a&gt; que no es mas que un botoncito que se pone en tu system tray de windows y te dice que tan rapido estas escribiendo (Words per minute).&lt;br /&gt;Escribiendo este post, escribi a 95.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que apero!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7907195580201370462?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7907195580201370462/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7907195580201370462' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7907195580201370462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7907195580201370462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/fun-with-useless-information.html' title='Fun with useless information'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-380051923902699449</id><published>2007-02-19T17:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T17:31:07.349-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Thinkgeek Microcopter</title><content type='html'>Ke vaina ni mas apera!&lt;br /&gt;Es super dificil de controlar. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/cCrf3zk3TAY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/cCrf3zk3TAY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.thinkgeek.com para mas info&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-380051923902699449?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/380051923902699449/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=380051923902699449' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/380051923902699449'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/380051923902699449'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/thinkgeek-microcopter.html' title='Thinkgeek Microcopter'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-122694032555290099</id><published>2007-02-18T23:00:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T23:04:09.789-05:00</updated><title type='text'>re:re:re:re:omar</title><content type='html'>y despues este salio y nos asquerosio a todos, tocando con una lata una mezcla de jungle con drum n bass aperisima...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pFJAOTv66M8"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pFJAOTv66M8" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lo bueno es que del futuro vino un mono asi todo evolucionado medio humanoide, y nos asquerosio a todos, incluyendo al pana de la lata de pintura. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YB08leFMRnM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YB08leFMRnM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-122694032555290099?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/122694032555290099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=122694032555290099' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/122694032555290099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/122694032555290099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/rererereomar.html' title='re:re:re:re:omar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7379555610876723357</id><published>2007-02-18T20:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T20:10:37.111-05:00</updated><title type='text'>re:re:re:omar</title><content type='html'>Este tipo nos rompio a los dos....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;en diez....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/azOkF_0zGoo"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/azOkF_0zGoo" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7379555610876723357?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7379555610876723357/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7379555610876723357' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7379555610876723357'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7379555610876723357'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/rerereomar.html' title='re:re:re:omar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5175830985939939269</id><published>2007-02-18T11:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-18T11:48:59.005-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Para los que no lo saben...</title><content type='html'>Voy el 11 de marzo para Santo Domingo, llego al medio dia. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me voy el 17, en la tarde. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dentro de mi To Do List esta:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;- Comerme una transmisión.&lt;br /&gt;- Beber.&lt;br /&gt;- Comer en Adrian Tropical.&lt;br /&gt;- Hacer un coro donde cló.&lt;br /&gt;- Salir hasta las 2 AM un dia cualquiera a una discoteca que le hayan cambiado el nombre (como blanc, que no se como se llama ahora). &lt;br /&gt;- Ir a la playa a cojer sorrrrrrrrr, comer epagueti y tostones frios. Si no hay epagueti y totone frio, pue me conformo con un pecao frito con coco y yanikeke de boca chica. &lt;br /&gt;- Beber.&lt;br /&gt;- Manejar a velocidades extremas en la noche, haciendo rebases indecentes mientras escucho musica a un volumen inadecuado.&lt;br /&gt;- Sudar hasta que me de grajo. &lt;br /&gt;- Incojonarme porque se fue la lu.&lt;br /&gt;- Comer aguacate de la mata de mi patio. &lt;br /&gt;- Dormir hasta que se me gaste el sueño. &lt;br /&gt;- Agarrarle el fundiyo a f***.&lt;br /&gt;- Beber. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quiza se me queda una que otra cosita, pero tengo mucho tiempo todavia para cambiar esta lista. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nos vemos pronto.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5175830985939939269?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5175830985939939269/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5175830985939939269' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5175830985939939269'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5175830985939939269'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/para-los-que-no-lo-saben.html' title='Para los que no lo saben...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5948169606986059230</id><published>2007-02-15T21:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T21:38:35.289-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Third World Country Hospital</title><content type='html'>Asi es que se hace justicia en el tercer mundo. &lt;br /&gt;Hay que vivir en Republica Dominicana para creer que esto paso de verdad y aceptar que no es una pelicula de miedo. Definitivamente va para FACES OF DEATH!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/YGm4xy2F_og"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YGm4xy2F_og" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5948169606986059230?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5948169606986059230/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5948169606986059230' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5948169606986059230'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5948169606986059230'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/third-world-country-hospital.html' title='Third World Country Hospital'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7624189589941542671</id><published>2007-02-13T18:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T18:46:56.857-05:00</updated><title type='text'>re:re:omar</title><content type='html'>...Y depue respondio pa tras:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OUncNnDUr6w"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OUncNnDUr6w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7624189589941542671?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7624189589941542671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7624189589941542671' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7624189589941542671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7624189589941542671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/02/rereomar.html' title='re:re:omar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5026603809126250374</id><published>2007-01-20T20:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-20T20:43:48.771-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Re: omar</title><content type='html'>El empezó con&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5DF3Hjf3FeY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5DF3Hjf3FeY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;y yo respondi con&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LFArKLQC4Us"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LFArKLQC4Us" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 g0t drumm1ng sk1llz!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5026603809126250374?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5026603809126250374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5026603809126250374' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5026603809126250374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5026603809126250374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/01/re-omar.html' title='Re: omar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1559654466850152698</id><published>2007-01-16T23:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-16T23:12:11.934-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Cuero malo, prostituto.</title><content type='html'>Si, si, yo se...hace mucho que no ecribo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No tenia una razon lo suficientemente fuerte como para escribir, hasta que me encontre con esto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B46VB3gy6YE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B46VB3gy6YE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1559654466850152698?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1559654466850152698/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1559654466850152698' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1559654466850152698'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1559654466850152698'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2007/01/cuero-malo-prostituto.html' title='Cuero malo, prostituto.'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6210601517034121092</id><published>2006-12-31T18:59:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-31T19:18:44.735-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year!</title><content type='html'>Se puede decir que tengo una vida, que aunque es la misma, es totalmente diferente a la que tenía en el 2005.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Este año me trajo muchas cosas buenas y asi mismo muchas cosas malas, pero Auro me dió la energia positiva y la paz necesaria para lidiar con mis problemas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy 31 de diciembre del 2006, puedo decir que soy felíz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I feel I made the right choice when i took the red pill.  Now that I'm out of the matrix, I can see how things are in the real world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy New Year!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias a todos por leer mis porquerías!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And remember,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/bttf.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;The future, is what YOU make of it....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6210601517034121092?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6210601517034121092/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6210601517034121092' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6210601517034121092'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6210601517034121092'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/happy-new-year.html' title='Happy New Year!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4001035486501013326</id><published>2006-12-26T21:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T22:11:57.407-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Good things happen to good people</title><content type='html'>Some people say that I &lt;span onclick="BLOG_clickHandler(this)" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;deserve&lt;/span&gt; it,&lt;br /&gt;Others say It was about time...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess my time has come to settle down a little bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I met a girl, In a very strange way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She's nice,&lt;br /&gt;She makes me laugh,&lt;br /&gt;She brushes and flosses her teeth every night before going to bed,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like her, I really do.&lt;br /&gt;I can tell she's a keeper.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[May the force be with me]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4001035486501013326?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4001035486501013326/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4001035486501013326' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4001035486501013326'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4001035486501013326'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/good-things-happen-to-good-people.html' title='Good things happen to good people'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8377817409506824284</id><published>2006-12-23T15:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-23T15:31:43.528-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Most Offensive Video Collection</title><content type='html'>This Is some motherfuckingfunnyshit niggaz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eVMKBOANOc0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eVMKBOANOc0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GWoSeq4ZNvU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GWoSeq4ZNvU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.ifilm.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2697830"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed width="448" height="365" src="http://www.ifilm.com/efp" quality="high" bgcolor="000000" name="efp" align="middle" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" flashvars="flvbaseclip=2705902"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8377817409506824284?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8377817409506824284/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8377817409506824284' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8377817409506824284'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8377817409506824284'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/most-offensive-video-collection.html' title='Most Offensive Video Collection'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7867933842080877416</id><published>2006-12-20T17:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T17:42:14.591-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Goal: Jan 08 2008</title><content type='html'>To proof my holly awesomeness... I will get to Jan 08 2008, and remain victorious,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I will break another world record...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;YES!..It's true,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"I am awesome&lt;/span&gt;".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/awesome.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7867933842080877416?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7867933842080877416/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7867933842080877416' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7867933842080877416'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7867933842080877416'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/goal-jan-08-2008.html' title='The Goal: Jan 08 2008'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5516784458738841545</id><published>2006-12-13T21:42:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T22:25:22.908-05:00</updated><title type='text'>La felicidad</title><content type='html'>Para mucha gente, la felicidad es un carro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para otra gente el dinero es la felicidad.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hay otros que viven en un cliche y dicen que el amor es la felicidad....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para mi, la felicidad es vivir en un asteroide, con dos panas, girando en el espacio infinito mientras cantamos &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaa&lt;br /&gt;lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalaaaaaaaaa&lt;br /&gt;lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaa&lt;br /&gt;lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[pzzzz]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;head&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/head&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;body&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" width="320" height="240"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5516784458738841545' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5516784458738841545'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5516784458738841545'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/la-felicidad.html' title='La felicidad'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7726146811801969172</id><published>2006-12-11T23:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-11T23:48:08.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Sepultura Live @ The house of blues.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RX40YlMCJxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/64KxETl57Xk/s1600-h/sepultura-live.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 499px; height: 215px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RX40YlMCJxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/64KxETl57Xk/s400/sepultura-live.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007497432586659602" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que vaina ni mas apera.&lt;br /&gt;Desde chamaquito me gusta esa banda.&lt;br /&gt;Verlos en vivo fue lo maximo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aunque ya Max no esta, y al decir verdad, sepultura no tiene UN SOLO miembro del lineup original, todavia suenan bien.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El baterista es un verdugo, y tiene un estilo aperisimo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo que no me gusto es que en este tour solamente tienen un guitarrista, y se oye muy incompleto. Ademas que estan tocando con pista de efectos especiales que como que no le va.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aunque Sepultura no es lo que era antes, se puede decir que suenan bien.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ya, puedo morir en paz.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7726146811801969172?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7726146811801969172/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7726146811801969172' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7726146811801969172'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7726146811801969172'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/sepultura-live-house-of-blues.html' title='Sepultura Live @ The house of blues.'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T3B250KmYZk/RX40YlMCJxI/AAAAAAAAAAM/64KxETl57Xk/s72-c/sepultura-live.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2697332509370874236</id><published>2006-12-10T21:19:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-10T21:50:52.953-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Estadistica</title><content type='html'>La vida, ademas de un bulto, es un misterio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estoy mas que harto de escuchar la frase "todo pasa por algo". Cada vez que alguien dice eso me hierve la sangre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Siempre  he sido creyente de que todo lo que pasa en la vida, pasa de manera aleatoria, asi como cuando tiras dos dados de 6 caras, las posibilidades de sacar un numero que sume 6 es de 3/12 [creo], no importa las veces que tires el dado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo interesante es cuando diez eventos aleatorios llevan a un onceavo que genera un giro de 360 grados en mi vida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Olvidate de los planetas, el horoscopo y las estrellas... cuando una oportunidad grandiosa te cruza frente a tus ojos, no tienes que consultar tu guia espiritual ni tu horóscopo; mucho menos te tienes que poner a pensar "por que me esta pasando esto?" OLVIDALO.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No dejes que esa oportunidad te pase, tómala en ese momento, porque una vez los dados caen en y suman 6, puede ser que lo tires toda una eternidad y nunca se dé ese evento.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El viernes tire dos dados, y los dos cayeron de punta, haciendo equilibrio, girando sobre su propio eje, los dos al unisono, perfectos, un tiro milagroso nunca antes visto, cuando en realidad esperaba que me saliera un 4 y un 2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tuve suerte ese dia; diria que demasiada suerte.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aproveché la oportunidad que se me presentó en la vida...Acepte tirar los dados, y obtuve un maravilloso resultado. Ahora me toca a mi aprovechar esa experiencia al maximo y aprender todo lo que pueda de &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ella&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Como cambian las cosas en la vida, con un simple tiro de dados...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I made my move, when the ball was in my court...but you decided to cheer for the other team, and I missed the shot of a lifetime. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2697332509370874236?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2697332509370874236/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2697332509370874236' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2697332509370874236'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2697332509370874236'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/la-vida-ademas-de-un-bulto-es-un.html' title='Estadistica'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7538726190011370037</id><published>2006-12-09T02:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-26T22:16:09.105-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Chilli's</title><content type='html'>I love Chilli's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I did it,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was brave enough to go to chilli's.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it was worth it...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7538726190011370037?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7538726190011370037/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7538726190011370037' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7538726190011370037'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7538726190011370037'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/chillis.html' title='Chilli&apos;s'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8616629885040921968</id><published>2006-12-06T13:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-06T13:47:25.215-05:00</updated><title type='text'>E velda.</title><content type='html'>El chivo tenia razon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;"La vida ES un bulto."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8616629885040921968?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8616629885040921968/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8616629885040921968' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8616629885040921968'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8616629885040921968'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/e-velda.html' title='E velda.'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6213628633115149800</id><published>2006-12-04T22:47:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-04T22:47:41.867-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Tengo Rolos</title><content type='html'>Gracias dani por el link...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z3o_Ec4AO_s"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z3o_Ec4AO_s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6213628633115149800?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-586162173653265999</id><published>2006-12-04T22:15:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-04T22:16:40.401-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pa que no jodan mas.</title><content type='html'>Aqui ta la jodia foto de la megamami. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/cla2.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pa que no jodan mas.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-586162173653265999?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/586162173653265999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=586162173653265999' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/586162173653265999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/586162173653265999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/pa-que-no-jodan-mas.html' title='Pa que no jodan mas.'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7377665518739905033</id><published>2006-12-03T22:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-03T22:47:20.471-05:00</updated><title type='text'>pregúntale a Fernando</title><content type='html'>La vida e un lio. &lt;br /&gt;Quien dice que no? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bueno, nama &lt;a href="http://www.michers.blogspot.com/"&gt;michel&lt;/a&gt;, pero eso e porque oye a alanis. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero como sea, la vida e un lio men. Cuando uno ta bucando una cosa nunca la encunetra, pero depue cuando se cansa de buca, uno se pone a juga nintendo, y ahi ta, al lao de la television...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y lo bueno e que uno buca al lao de la television, y no lo ve. Pero depue aparece como sea. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La vaina e que yo no entiendo la mujere. Asi como la mujere no me entienden a mi, y dicen que to losombre son una mielda; y eso me killa men cuando dicen eso de uno, sin ni si quiera conoce a uno, y sin saber que a uno le gutan lo pece. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aunque mi pecera nama tiene un pez, y no le doy comida a ver si ya termina de morirse, porque me da pena matarlo, a mi me gutan lo pece.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo pece no ladran, no se hacen pipi (porque depue tienen que respirar pipi), no se trepan en mi cama, y no lamben. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men y la vaina ma jodona ahora e navida. Comprale regalo a to el mundo, y depue a uno lo que le regalan e un tichel o un polochel.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mami me mando un abrigo el otro dia por correo, y me guto muchisimo. Mi mama me ama. Mi mama me mima.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy hicimo un balbiquiú, y la salchicha todavia saben un chin a lighter fluid, pero eso e porque a meme le gutan la salchicha cocinada en el fuego, y el carbon de aqui e americano, y viene con trementina ya, y el la puso asi cuando el fuego taba prendio en candela, y la salchicha sabieron depue a trementina. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero na, ya pa la proxima ve, lo prendemo con aceite y un vaso platico con una servilleta moja en aceite quemao, como hace antonio alla en la tramisión. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y si tu no sabe donde queda la tramisión, preguntale a &lt;a href="http://elgeorge.blogspot.com/"&gt;Yorch&lt;/a&gt;.....o pregúntale a  &lt;a href="http://www.tripotico.blogspot.com/"&gt;FERNANDO&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7377665518739905033?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7377665518739905033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7377665518739905033' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7377665518739905033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7377665518739905033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/12/la-vida.html' title='pregúntale a Fernando'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8321307628651757526</id><published>2006-11-30T19:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-30T20:01:12.297-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Que vaina</title><content type='html'>A mi personalmente yo, no me gutan la boricua. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No e que yo tenga na en contra de la mujere boricua, ni que yo sea nacionalista, ni na, pq pa lo que no lo saben, yo soy 1/2 boricua, 1/2 dominicano y la otra mitad gringo...Ah y tengo un chin de arabe, por mi abuela, pero ni tanto como la mitad yo diria que como 1/4 pq no me gutan mucho lo niño envuelto ni la remolacha. Mucho meno la berenjena...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero na, el caso e que en el trabajo me han querio presentar a eta boricua, que ta buenisima loko, asi dique eplotandose y vaina. Ta tan buena, que cada ve que camina hace asi PLO POOOOO PLOOOO y eplota de lo buena que ta. Yo dije, hay chichi, ahi e, eta e ya, pero diablo, nama hizo asi abri la boca "hay que ojito ma lindo tiene el nene" hay coño, pa que fue eso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La vaina e que voy a almorzar con ella y con mi amiga, y no vamo en el carro de ella. Cuando prende el carro, que solpresa men, dique chayan y vaina en el radio! que caido loko. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Na, pue toy ahi sentao en el asiento de atra, y ella do hablando de la guagua [camioneta y/o yipeta] de fulano, que tiene un radio que suena durisimo y hasta television tiene. Mielda que mal men. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pue llegamo a ete sitio de comida latina, que se llama el potro [eil poutrouh en ingles] y tamo sentao ahi eperando que traigan la comida, y yo na de ponele tema a la jevita. Y la amiga mia dique hay pero tu si ta raro hoy que te pasa? en eso ponen un reguetón en el radio y la jeva empieza a canta! anderdiablo pa que fue eso loko! Yo comi, le dije a la jevita que me gutaba el metal y que si queria ir conmigo al concierto de sepultura el 12 de diciembre en de jaus of blus. Ella se eploto de la risa y yo como que, loka e en serio, yo tengo do ticke, tu quiere i? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahi mimo como que se dibujo la linia, y la jevita se quedo de aquel lao. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Loko ke kille, por que e que yo tengo que se tan jodon con la mujere? siempre yo le encuentro una vaina....y cuando aparece una que me guta, o tiene amore con un amigo mio o ta casada, o tiene problema mentale asi grave viteh. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero na, algun dia aparecera la mia, como dice &lt;a href="http://michers.blogspot.com"&gt;michel&lt;/a&gt;, "cuando chopra quiera", o no perate, e "cuando me toque, la vida me la manda..."; no perate e algo asi como "Todo en la vida pasa por algo, esa puertorriqueña que conociste ese dia tendra alguna influencia importante en tu vida a la hora de tomar decisiones en tu vida, y tendra un impacto directo en tu futuro, solo tienes que esperar que pase el tiempo para ver por que la vida te puso a esa puertorriqueña en frente... y yo como vegetales. [y depue se rie, porque ella siempre se rie (y se le olvida de lo que tabamo hablando {y depue dice HAY DIO!})]"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que vaina.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8321307628651757526?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8321307628651757526/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8321307628651757526' title='20 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8321307628651757526'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8321307628651757526'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/que-vaina.html' title='Que vaina'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>20</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-3873579180245083365</id><published>2006-11-25T20:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-25T20:29:19.851-05:00</updated><title type='text'>JVC KD-HDR1</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/jvc.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo consegui en ebay, baratola. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Toca CD de MP3, WMA, y se conecta al ipod con el dock kit. Tiene control, y coje HDRadio. Que apero. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora falta la planta, las bocinas y la ALARMA!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-3873579180245083365?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/3873579180245083365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=3873579180245083365' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3873579180245083365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3873579180245083365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/jvc-kd-hdr1.html' title='JVC KD-HDR1'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7765515010448065856</id><published>2006-11-25T20:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-25T20:19:20.488-05:00</updated><title type='text'>SOLD!</title><content type='html'>Que ebay ni ebay....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Orlando's Craigs List pule.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;450 US$...no ta nada mal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Valio la pena el camping....&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7765515010448065856?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7765515010448065856/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7765515010448065856' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7765515010448065856'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7765515010448065856'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/sold.html' title='SOLD!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8527966187206823097</id><published>2006-11-24T18:37:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-24T18:46:28.778-05:00</updated><title type='text'>+BTA10200</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/256.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ebay es lo maximo. &lt;br /&gt;Consegui una Bazooka BTA10200 [10" 200 watts] casi a mitad de precio de lo que lo venden aqui en un auto adorno en la 50. Si, aqui tambien hay auto adornos como en la 27, lo unico que un chin ma pa lante, en la 50. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora falta el radio, la planta, las bocinas, el dynamat, y el cableado. &lt;br /&gt;Eso me da style points. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El radio que estoy viendo es el &lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=170052024703"&gt;JVC-KD-HDR1&lt;/a&gt;. El unico que le cae a mi carro que tiene HD Radio integrado, toca MP3s y controla la bazooka. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I Heart Ebay.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8527966187206823097?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8527966187206823097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8527966187206823097' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8527966187206823097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8527966187206823097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/bta10200.html' title='+BTA10200'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5993583973110760745</id><published>2006-11-24T12:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-24T12:41:34.040-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Second Try...</title><content type='html'>La primera vez, el wii no se vendio, pusieron par de bids, pero el reserve price estaba mas alto que lo que pusieron en el bid. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vamos a ver si de aqui a mañana &lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=170053933544"&gt;SE VENDE EL Wii EN EBAY&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5993583973110760745?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5993583973110760745/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5993583973110760745' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5993583973110760745'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5993583973110760745'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/second-try.html' title='Second Try...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1230299130055785813</id><published>2006-11-22T21:49:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T21:58:52.834-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Resetiaron la matrix, viteh</title><content type='html'>Por primera vez en mi vida, vi nieve. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asi mismo, nieve en la florida. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salia yo a mi lunch break, y caia una jarizna bien liviana.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hacia un frio del carajo, y cuando me monte en el carro, me detuve a ver la lluvia, y me di cuenta que habian unas gotas que bajaban como mas lento. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me senti tan raro, como que el tiempo se detuvo....como cuando a neo le paso el gato por el frente dos veces cuando llegaron los agentes...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pense en voz alta, "Resetiaron la matrix, viteh".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me devolvi a la oficina, y le dije a mi jefa, "Jefa, ta nevando alla afuera" y ella me respondio "watch out were the huskies go, dont you eat that yellow snow..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nadie me creia, hasta que lo dijeron en las noticias.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No me creen?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.usatoday.com/weather/news/2006-11-21-florida-cold_x.htm"&gt;click aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que apero. Vi nieve...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1230299130055785813?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1230299130055785813/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1230299130055785813' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1230299130055785813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1230299130055785813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/resetiaron-la-matrix-viteh.html' title='Resetiaron la matrix, viteh'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-725943984285706620</id><published>2006-11-19T09:58:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-19T12:23:22.983-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Wii!!!!!!!!!!!</title><content type='html'>Ya tengo Wii. &lt;a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&amp;item=170051731822"&gt;Lo toy vendiendo en ebay. &lt;/a&gt; Se tan vendiendo por 600 - 700 dolares. Le puse buy it now por 1000 dolares a ver si aparece un loko. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Na, no toy por ecribir mucho, asi que hice un &lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/vids/wii.wmv"&gt;VIDEO BLOG. &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Orita pongo el link a youtube, que ta teniendo problema.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[edit] Anoche la temp. bajo a 35 F [/edit]&lt;br /&gt;[edit2] Ta subiendo ya [/edit2]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_XPuoeSjyw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k_XPuoeSjyw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="600" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-725943984285706620?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/725943984285706620/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=725943984285706620' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/725943984285706620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/725943984285706620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/wii.html' title='Wii!!!!!!!!!!!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-3444093974555494260</id><published>2006-11-18T21:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-18T21:19:29.829-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Greetings from the Wii Line</title><content type='html'>Estoy haciendo fila en circuit city, soy el # 5/24 psra comprar el Wii. Tengo mi casa de campania, y mi sleeping bag. Las fotos vienen manana. Estoy escribiendo desde una pc en la tienda. Tengo nintendo manana a las 8 am. Hay mucha gente cool en fila, pero hace un frio de 50 grados F [nosecuantos C].&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Traiganme cafe, o llamenme a mi 809 que toy aburrio!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si no te sabes mi # preguntaselo a flor, o a george. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El dotol.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-3444093974555494260?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/3444093974555494260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=3444093974555494260' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3444093974555494260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3444093974555494260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/greetings-from-wii-line.html' title='Greetings from the Wii Line'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6715013946417589220</id><published>2006-11-17T23:08:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T23:16:29.866-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pocoyo and pato</title><content type='html'>Pocoyo kicks ass. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please be aware that pocoyo should not to be confused with &lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=4730174"&gt;POPOCO&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can actually watch pocoyo and not feel annoyed by his high pitch voice. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The music in this show is awesome...Totally 16 bit!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The funny part is that pocoyo's friend, the duck,  is called PATO. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have a few beers, and enjoy this awesome creation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is POCOYO, powered by Youtube!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1XqqXOA4irI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1XqqXOA4irI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6715013946417589220?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6715013946417589220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6715013946417589220' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6715013946417589220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6715013946417589220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/pocoyo-and-pato.html' title='Pocoyo and pato'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1392161547475025381</id><published>2006-11-17T22:14:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-17T22:22:36.415-05:00</updated><title type='text'>vNES</title><content type='html'>Para los panas de la oficina, &lt;br /&gt;Para aquellos que no tienen nada que hacer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para aquellos que se jartaron de jugar ub3r l337 g4m3z! con graficas despampanantes. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;vNES es un emulador de nintendo basado en JAVA. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Usa firefox, cierra todos los programas que tengas, incluyendo winamp, itunes o windows media player. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.vnes.thatsanderskid.com/"&gt;Click Aqui&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Los controles son super facil "Z" y "X" son B y A. Las flechitas son el D-PAD, "Ctrl" es Select y "ENTER" es Start. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Chekiate ABADOX y si vas a jugar CONTRA acuerdate de darle pa riba pa riba pa bajo pa bajo ikielda derecha ikielda derecha B A B A select y start pa que te den 30 vida. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ENJOY!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1392161547475025381?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1392161547475025381/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1392161547475025381' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1392161547475025381'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1392161547475025381'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/vnes.html' title='vNES'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7528467997027190878</id><published>2006-11-14T20:51:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-14T20:57:52.741-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Mi nuevo vicio</title><content type='html'>Hace un tiempo que jugué &lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;Geometry Wars&lt;/span&gt; para el xbox 360, y como que me dió un vicio del carajo. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Desde aquel dia, no he podido dejar de jugar. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Es un jueguito medio pendejo, se trata de una navecita que dispara y tiene que matar navecitas que salen. Es una mezcla entre asteroids y galaga. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buscando por ahi en Google, encontré un clone del juego para la PC, o sea el mismo gameplay pero con graficas un poquito menos avanzadas. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El juego se llama GridWars, es gratis, y lo puedes bajar &lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/GW2.zip"&gt;AQUI&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No soy responsable si te envicias igual que yo. Juega responsablemente. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7528467997027190878?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7528467997027190878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7528467997027190878' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7528467997027190878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7528467997027190878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/mi-nuevo-vicio.html' title='Mi nuevo vicio'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8264558981753677881</id><published>2006-11-12T16:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-12T16:55:27.388-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I hate people</title><content type='html'>People have no manners. &lt;br /&gt;Long story short, I used to have the best downstairs neighbor ever. He was always high on weed so he never cared about my music or my games. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, he moved out, and this people who I've never even met moved in. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I got a drumset for my birthday, and I practice every day religiously. One day I was working on my blastbeat and my 16th strokes, and this asshole starts banging on my floor with a broomstick. WTF is up with that? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that day, I stopped playing and moved the drumset to a different room. Haven't been broomsticked ever since, so I think the drum issue has been cleared. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So today Im fraggin some n00bs at battlefield 2 demo [menofgodserver] you know, nothing out of the usual, and this asshole starts poking his celling with a broomstick of some sort, wich only got worse over time, cuz I wasn't quitting it this time. No, sir, if you want me to put my speakers down, knock on my door, and ask me nicely. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I was expecting, the banging only got worse, this guy got a ladder and hammer, and hammered on my floor. So I took it to the next level.... &lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/woofer%20excursion%20test.mp3"&gt;Woofer Excursion Test&lt;/a&gt; Im going to leave this playing all day long, until he comes up here and asks me nicely to turn it down. Oh lord help him so he's nice to me, cuz if he calls the cops on me, he's gonna be in some serious trouble. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate people.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8264558981753677881?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8264558981753677881/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8264558981753677881' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8264558981753677881'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8264558981753677881'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/i-hate-people.html' title='I hate people'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7766909981765927157</id><published>2006-11-05T20:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-05T20:49:19.886-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Project Friend Blaster Pro</title><content type='html'>Curiosiando por ahi encontre en internet este programa que agrega gente a myspace. Me parecio bastante interesante crear una cuenta asi a lo loko y ponerle a que agregue gente de Dominican Republic a ver cuanta gente me agrega. Puse la foto mas fea que encontre mia, y tres disparates en el profile. Hasta ahora van 3 paginas de curiosos que me agregan, 34 mensajes de gente preguntandome quien soy [pero que como sea me agregan], una loka pidiendome mi telefono, ocho gentes como yo con cuentas fantasmas, y como 8 bandas locales. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/fbp.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He aqui la bestia en accion. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dice que no haga mas de 500 friend requests por dia, pero yo lo voy a dejar a ver hasta donde llega. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;!-- Copied from MySpace.com --&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myspace.com/dotol"&gt;Find me on MySpace and be my friend!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.myspace.com/dotol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BORED BoReD BORED bOrEd BORED boRED BORED BORed BORED&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7766909981765927157?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2573718259974006710</id><published>2006-11-01T18:28:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-01T18:56:05.259-05:00</updated><title type='text'>11/1/06</title><content type='html'>Aunque hoy te veo con otros ojos, &lt;br /&gt;aunque hoy ya no sienta nada, &lt;br /&gt;aunque no me imagino como carajos estuve contigo por tanto tiempo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Te agradezco todo lo que me enseñaste mientras estuve contigo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy soy feliz porque se que encontraste buen camino, &lt;br /&gt;Te veo feliz, y hasta tienes un perrito. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Felicidades linda, &lt;br /&gt;Te Quiero;&lt;br /&gt;no por lo que eres, &lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;sino por lo que soy hoy que no estoy contigo. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2573718259974006710?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2573718259974006710/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2573718259974006710' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2573718259974006710'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2573718259974006710'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/11/11106.html' title='11/1/06'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image 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href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4488830962372840593' title='8 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4488830962372840593'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4488830962372840593'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/halloween-2006.html' title='Halloween 2006'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>8</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-902211167641701624</id><published>2006-10-31T17:21:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-31T17:22:27.885-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Rock on.</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/rockon.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Rock And Roll.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-902211167641701624?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/902211167641701624/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=902211167641701624' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/902211167641701624'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/902211167641701624'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/rock-on.html' title='Rock on.'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2078725464021247533</id><published>2006-10-29T23:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-10-29T23:03:38.471-05:00</updated><title type='text'>El bonche de skype</title><content type='html'>Hoy agregue a pal de gente a skype. Hicimo un bonche aperisimo ahi, asi que si tu tiene skype, avisame por msn y te agrego al bonche de mañana.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2078725464021247533?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2078725464021247533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2078725464021247533' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2078725464021247533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2078725464021247533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/el-bonche-de-skype.html' title='El bonche de skype'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2322185795503427561</id><published>2006-10-26T19:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-26T19:04:42.174-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Xbox 360 - Xbox Live</title><content type='html'>Quien tiene un Xbox 360 con xbox live?&lt;br /&gt;Vamo a jugá!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;dejame un comment y te escribo pa tras.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2322185795503427561?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2322185795503427561/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2322185795503427561' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2322185795503427561'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2322185795503427561'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/xbox-360-xbox-live.html' title='Xbox 360 - Xbox Live'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7685091946929166350</id><published>2006-10-25T20:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-25T21:00:45.815-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Re: Cleopatra - Ghita en dominicano</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight:bold;"&gt;PAULYSS85 (9 hours ago) &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style:italic;"&gt;como estas imbecil?dime un cosa,como puedes aguantarte a ti mismo siendo tan estupido?es increible!!si tu pagarias impuestos por tu idiotes santo domingo seria el pais mas rico del mundo!jajaja.ojito,cabron que no te llame la hacienda,pa los impuestos!jaajjaespero que te valla de mal en peor!!! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxP76DkEGUU"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxP76DkEGUU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Joder, eshtoz tioz han hecho un video de reshpuezta a mi video. Tremendamente interezante. Dice que me lo he ganau. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7685091946929166350?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7685091946929166350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7685091946929166350' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7685091946929166350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7685091946929166350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/re-cleopatra-ghita-en-dominicano.html' title='Re: Cleopatra - Ghita en dominicano'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2763441317899027768</id><published>2006-10-24T23:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-24T23:03:38.598-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ya soy gente!</title><content type='html'>Tengo HD Cable, Internet 10mbit/1mbit dl/ul, television en mi habitacion, pecera y detector de radares. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ya soy gente. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I rule.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2763441317899027768?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2763441317899027768/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2763441317899027768' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2763441317899027768'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2763441317899027768'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/ya-soy-gente.html' title='Ya soy gente!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-982010058531025650</id><published>2006-10-21T11:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-21T11:10:48.789-04:00</updated><title type='text'>El Maco del Laguito</title><content type='html'>Se me olvido postiar esto....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dBjXlNUy7WU"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dBjXlNUy7WU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Miren los comentarios en youtube.  El mundo me odia.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-982010058531025650?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/982010058531025650/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=982010058531025650' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/982010058531025650'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/982010058531025650'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/el-maco-del-laguito.html' title='El Maco del Laguito'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8044536403213641332</id><published>2006-10-20T23:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T23:16:57.024-04:00</updated><title type='text'>KLK Palomo!? Dime violapoyo ahora!</title><content type='html'>Que conste que yo no tuve nada que ver con este video.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5f62PJULQaI"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5f62PJULQaI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8044536403213641332?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8044536403213641332/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8044536403213641332' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8044536403213641332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8044536403213641332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/klk-palomo-dime-violapoyo-ahora.html' title='KLK Palomo!? Dime violapoyo ahora!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6335726921429889721</id><published>2006-10-20T21:30:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-20T23:32:40.382-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Voltaire - God Thinks</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/mp3/Voltaire%20-%20God%20Thinks.mp3"&gt;Get the song HERE and sing along!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm eqipment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished&lt;br /&gt;God thinks the white man is Satan&lt;br /&gt;God, they know what God thinks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God thinks we should all convert to Judaism&lt;br /&gt;God thinks we must all be Christians and&lt;br /&gt;God thinks we should all embrace Islam&lt;br /&gt;God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I&lt;br /&gt;I know what God thinks&lt;br /&gt;God thinks you're a waste of flesh&lt;br /&gt;God prefers an Atheist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God thinks all people like you are evil&lt;br /&gt;God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation&lt;br /&gt;self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone&lt;br /&gt;and use His name for your own protection&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth&lt;br /&gt;God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus&lt;br /&gt;God thinks abortion is murder and&lt;br /&gt;God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong&lt;br /&gt;God thinks women deserve it&lt;br /&gt;God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and&lt;br /&gt;I hate people who thank God when things go right&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I&lt;br /&gt;I know what God thinks&lt;br /&gt;God thinks you're an idiot&lt;br /&gt;God prefers a heretic&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God God&lt;br /&gt;God thinks all people like you are evil&lt;br /&gt;God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation&lt;br /&gt;self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone&lt;br /&gt;and use His name for your own agenda&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God is a liberal&lt;br /&gt;God is a democrat&lt;br /&gt;God wants you to vote republican&lt;br /&gt;never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god&lt;br /&gt;and says that it's absolute truth&lt;br /&gt;its lies and it smells like death&lt;br /&gt;its all in a day's work taking money from the poor&lt;br /&gt;Why do you think that God would need your dirty money&lt;br /&gt;if he wanted to start a holy war?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone&lt;br /&gt;and use His name for your own protection&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God thinks puppies need to die and&lt;br /&gt;God thinks babies need to drown&lt;br /&gt;'cause God is neither good nor bad&lt;br /&gt;God is you and me&lt;br /&gt;God is Everything&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6335726921429889721?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6335726921429889721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6335726921429889721' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6335726921429889721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6335726921429889721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/voltaire-god-thinks.html' title='Voltaire - God Thinks'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2713767829857853353</id><published>2006-10-19T13:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-10-19T13:03:42.533-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Lord Of The Rings, Version Comprimida</title><content type='html'>Ok, les quiero presentar un resumen del señor de los anillos, para aquellos que no la entendieron o que no han visto ninguna de las peliculas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bien, pues la historia comienza cuando Frodo coje este anillo, y Grandalf hace que se lo lleve a los Elfos, y que Sam lo acompañe, porsi acaso. En el camino se encuentran con Merry y con Pippin, y se les pegan tambien. Entonces conocen a Aragon, el rey de los Hombres, pero ellos no saben que es el rey de los hombres, sino un jodio vago.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En el camino entonces se encuentran con los elfos, y pasan muchas cosas, y a frodo lo puyan con una vaina venenosa, y el se despierta despues con los elfos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Los elfos deciden que hay que llevar el anillo a Mordor, y frodo dice que el lo lleva, que eso no e na. Entonce Aragon dice que el va con Boromir, de Gondor, (que ta celoso de Aragorn), Gimli el Dwarfo, Legolas el que priva en robin hood, y Grandalf, que nadie sabe como ese viejo camina tan rapido de un sitio a otro, pero bueno, tan ahi todos, y todos van.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En el camino, conocen a esta gente que no se le ve la cara, pero andan en caballo. Grandalf se muere (pero mentira que no se muere na). Boromir se muere tambien (pero de verda), y to el mundo coje por su lao. Sam y frodo siguen camino a Mordor, y se encuentran con una vaina retardada y bipolar en el camino que le dicen dique Gollum. A Merry y a Pippin se los llevan los Orcos, y entonces Aragorn, Gimli y Legolas le caen atras a ver si los encuentran.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gollum le dice a frodo por donde ir.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merry y Pippin conocen a estas matas que hablan y caminan y tienen una fuerza increible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aragorn, Gimli y Legolas se dan cuenta que el viejo Grandalf no taba muerto na.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A frodo a Sam y al retardado los agarran, pero despues lo sueltan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merry y Pippin acaban con medio mundo con ayuda de las matas que hablan, y el grupo de Argon, Gimli, Legolas y Grandalf se consiguen a 300 toiguere de Rohan, y le patean el culo a 10,000 Uruk-Hai.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frodo, Sam y el retardado siguen caminando, y no acaban de llegar...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Argon, Gimli, Legolas y Grandalf se juntan con Merry y Pippin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frodo casi se jode porque Gollum le dijo que cojiera por un sitio, y le ha salio tremendo animal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Argon, Gimli, Legolas, Grandalf Merry y Pippin se preparan para la guerra de "middle Earth", algunos con Gondor, y otros con Rohan, y otro con el rey de los muertos. Ganan la batalla.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frodo y Sam se escapan de la araña gigante y tiran a Gollum por un precipicio (como el coyote asi). Ellos llegaron por fin a Mordor, pero namas necesitan cruzarlo. Entonces, se disfrazan, y van de undercover.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Argon, Gimli, Legolas, Grandalf Merry y Pippin van pa la puerta de mordor y distraen al ojo ese. Se arma un reperpero y empiezan a peliar otra ve.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Frodo y Sam llegan a la montaña de la muerte, y le sale otra vez el gollum (igual que el coyote). Frodo y el jodio retardado este se ponen a peliar por el maldito anillo, y se caen los dos pa la candela (el gollum y el anillo!). La torre se cae y to el mundo ta feliz.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aragon le ponen la corona de rey de los hombres. Legolas y Gimli, (dwarfo y elfo) se vuelven panas full, y aragon como es rey, pues le toca la jeva.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To el mundo se da cuenta que los hobbits son unos bacanos y se les arrodillan, pero ellos no se le arrodillan a nadie, porque tienen los pies grandes y peludos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y ya, el fin.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2713767829857853353?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2713767829857853353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2713767829857853353' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2713767829857853353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2713767829857853353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/lord-of-rings-version-comprimida.html' title='Lord Of The Rings, Version Comprimida'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8796817937088276223</id><published>2006-10-15T16:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-16T21:51:30.007-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Screamfest 2006</title><content type='html'>Ayer fui al screamfest 2006 en el hotel Whindam Orlando. &lt;br /&gt;Allá había un reguero de gente apera, rara, extraña y gente que no parecia gente. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vi a Voltaire, el pana es super cool, y se tripió a to eso gringo tocando la version en español de DIA DE LOS MUERTOS. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VkPzlqBPfnQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VkPzlqBPfnQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/IMG_0448.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;voltaire&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conoci al primo de la banana de &lt;a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php"&gt;peanut butter jelly&lt;/a&gt; El es un poco mas agresivo, y quiere conquistar el mundo. Esta armado con una metralladora que dispara balas nucleares radioactivas imaginarias. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/fixed2.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alla tambien estaba Willie Wonka y un oompa loompa y me regalaron dulces gratis. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/fixed.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Les conte de la vez que me disfrace de oompa loompa y me invitaron a un party donde hasta la fecha iban 12 oompa loompas. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El sitio estaba full, vi la pelicula KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE, no recuerdo haberla visto en mi infancia, y tambien dieron un screening de THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. Hoy la actividad sigue, pero no tengo pilas para cojer para alla. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mas fotos coming soon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8796817937088276223?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8796817937088276223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8796817937088276223' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8796817937088276223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8796817937088276223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/screamfest-2006.html' title='Screamfest 2006'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8352713090688276691</id><published>2006-10-15T10:49:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-15T10:49:59.506-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sigue Dándole!</title><content type='html'>Gracias a este video se me fueron las ganas de volver pa ya. &lt;br /&gt;Bótenlo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3dGqmTmPfXQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3dGqmTmPfXQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8352713090688276691?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8352713090688276691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8352713090688276691' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8352713090688276691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8352713090688276691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/sigue-dndole.html' title='Sigue Dándole!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-3283228671981742999</id><published>2006-10-14T18:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-14T18:39:11.487-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Harold is my bitch</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7578/4366/1600/harold.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7578/4366/400/harold.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le consegui a Roy Tabare y el Clan de la Furia.&lt;br /&gt;If you wanna be my bitch, download these mp3s:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/Roy%20Tabare%20-%20Amame.mp3"&gt;Amame&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/Roy%20Tabare%20-%20Caballo%20Desbocado.mp3"&gt;Caballo Desbocado&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/Roy%20Tabare%20-%20Que%20Quieres%20que%20Haga.mp3"&gt;Que quieres que haga?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/Roy%20Tabare%20-%20Se%20Siente.mp3"&gt;Se Siente&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/Roy%20Tavare%20-%20Esa%20Negra.mp3"&gt;Esa negra&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.tiendazeuss.com/mp3/Roy%20Tavare%20-%20Hazlo%20Asi.mp3"&gt;Hazlo Asi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-3283228671981742999?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/3283228671981742999/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=3283228671981742999' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3283228671981742999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3283228671981742999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/harold-is-my-bitch.html' title='Harold is my bitch'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4368299539739943151</id><published>2006-10-10T17:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-10T18:00:36.901-04:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm not back</title><content type='html'>No, I'm not back. &lt;br /&gt;Not yet. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But just so you know, I'm working on something. &lt;br /&gt;Something big, funny with blue fur. &lt;br /&gt;OK it has no blue fur...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Te digo orita. &lt;br /&gt;Cuando acabe.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4368299539739943151?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4368299539739943151/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4368299539739943151' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4368299539739943151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4368299539739943151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/im-not-back.html' title='I&apos;m not back'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8550605368022307639</id><published>2006-10-09T21:46:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-09T21:48:41.555-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Lo que pasó</title><content type='html'>ok he aqui el resumen. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Salio una version "beta" de blogspot. Yo dije, ah que apero, yo tengo gmail, asi que dejame actualizar esta vaina. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lo probe, no me gusto, el template se me dañó, y decidi salirme del "beta" de blogger. Eso lo unico que hizo fue borrar mi blog, para siempre. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todo lo que escribi se perdió. No se puede recuperar. Trate de hablar con alguien en blogger, pero no hay un "telefono" donde se pueda llamar para eso. El soporte tecnico de blogger es una porqueria, parecen emails automatizados. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero ya lo asimilé, se perdió todo, que se va a hacer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pa lante.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8550605368022307639?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8550605368022307639/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8550605368022307639' title='10 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8550605368022307639'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8550605368022307639'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/lo-que-pas.html' title='Lo que pasó'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>10</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2959541819678988670</id><published>2006-10-09T21:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-09T21:43:38.110-04:00</updated><title type='text'>CLS</title><content type='html'>10 CLS&lt;br /&gt;20 go to http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com&lt;br /&gt;30 kill *.*&lt;br /&gt;40 echo "BELETED!"&lt;br /&gt;50 goto end&lt;br /&gt;60 end&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2959541819678988670?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2959541819678988670/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2959541819678988670' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2959541819678988670'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2959541819678988670'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/10/cls.html' title='CLS'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-964162859492441671</id><published>2006-06-06T13:06:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-18T14:41:52.687-05:00</updated><title type='text'>National Day Of Slayer</title><content type='html'>Cada 100 años llega el fin del mundo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;&lt;div&gt;Este 06/06/06 a lo mejor se acaba de verdad. Es por eso que un grupo de gringos ha declarado este dia como el dia nacional de slayer, a ver si de verdad llega el fin del mundo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Que hacer el dia nacional de slayer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1- No vayas al trabajo.&lt;br /&gt;2- Oye a slayer en tu casa.&lt;br /&gt;3- Oye a slayer en tu carro.&lt;br /&gt;4- Haz una huelga violenta.&lt;br /&gt;5- Mata el perro de tu vecino y culpa a slayer.&lt;br /&gt;6- Haz graffitis.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para mas detalles, http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org     &lt;/div&gt;     &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-964162859492441671?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/964162859492441671/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=964162859492441671' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/964162859492441671'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/964162859492441671'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/national-day-of-slayer.html' title='National Day Of Slayer'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5638403815106660697</id><published>2006-05-09T13:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T13:09:55.025-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Coño</title><content type='html'>Ojala te de herpes genital, supurante y sangrante;&lt;br /&gt;Y se lo pases a toda tu familia...Que todos agonizen eternamente del dolor.&lt;br /&gt;el dia que tengas el herpes mas grande de tu vida, ojalá te le caiga sal y cuando te le vayas a echar agua, ojala le eches limonada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y si existe el diablo, que salga del infierno y te condene a toda una eternidad de sufrimiento, agonía y correazos mojados sin ropa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20060519095419/http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/evil.JPG" _base_href="http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20060519095419/http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/evil.JPG" alt="" _base_href="http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y si tienes una hija, ojala le pase lo que le paso a andrea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://web.archive.org/web/20060519095419/http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/Andrea.jpg" _base_href="http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://web.archive.org/web/20060519095419/http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/Andrea.jpg" alt="" _base_href="http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Claro, no puedo concluir mis deseos, sin antes darte las gracias por joderme el dia de hoy...y el de mañana...y asi el resto de mis dias hasta que pueda arreglar el rayón que le hiciste a mi carro nuevo de 3 semanas que aun huele a nuevo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No me molesta el hecho de que me hayas chocado...eso le pasa a cualquiera. Lo que me incojona es que te hayas ido y no me hayas ni dejado un papelito que diga "aim sori".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El carro aun no esta pago, y no parece nuevo...por lo menos no de ese lado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quiza no te pase nada de esto hoy, o mañana...Pero cuando te pase, espero que cierres los ojos y veas la images de carro todo feo, rayado y chocado.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A ti que me chocaste y huiste...Mis peores deseos el día de hoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 180%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TU MALDITA MADRE!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 280px;"&gt;COÑO!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5638403815106660697?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5638403815106660697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5638403815106660697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5638403815106660697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5638403815106660697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/05/coo.html' title='Coño'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4583646981016937369</id><published>2006-05-06T13:08:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T13:09:03.854-05:00</updated><title type='text'>To Whom It May Concern</title><content type='html'>Smashing Pumpkins - Appels + Oranjes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if&lt;/span&gt; the sun refused to shine?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if&lt;/span&gt; the clouds refused to rain?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;the wind refused to blow?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if&lt;/span&gt; the seas refused to wave?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if&lt;/span&gt; the world refused to turn?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if &lt;/span&gt;the stars would hesitate?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;What if&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;what is isn't true&lt;/span&gt;?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"&gt;What are you going to do?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if, what is isn't you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Does that mean you've got to lose?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Digging for the feel of something new&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if the silence let you &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;dream?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if the air could let you breathe?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);font-size:180%;" &gt;What if the words would bring you here?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;this sound could bring you peace?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if, what is isn't true?&lt;br /&gt;What are you going to do?&lt;br /&gt;Digging for the feel of something new&lt;br /&gt;What if, what is isn't you?&lt;br /&gt;Does that mean you've got to lose?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It came from &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;your thoughts, your dreams and visions&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ripped up from your weeks and indecisions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if the sun refused to shine?&lt;br /&gt;What if the clouds refused to rain?&lt;br /&gt;What if the world refused to turn?&lt;br /&gt;What if the clocks would hesitate?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What if, what is isn't true?&lt;br /&gt;What are you going to do?&lt;br /&gt;What if, what is isn't you?&lt;br /&gt;Does that mean you've got to lose?&lt;br /&gt;Digging for the feel of something new&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Does that mean you've got to choose?&lt;br /&gt;The feel of something new&lt;br /&gt;Does that mean you've got to lose?&lt;br /&gt;The thoughts you cannot lose&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 255, 153);font-size:130%;" &gt;What are you gonna do?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4583646981016937369?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4583646981016937369/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4583646981016937369' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4583646981016937369'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4583646981016937369'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/05/to-whom-it-may-concern.html' title='To Whom It May Concern'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6760703447963354289</id><published>2006-05-01T13:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T13:07:56.167-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Random Thoughts From the back of my head</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;  &lt;div&gt; The good thing about being in jail is you don't have to wake up in the middle of the night and wonder if you locked the door.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its so cool to be in school these days. You got all sort of cool things like Internet to do your homework, and teachers have sex with their students. If my teacher had sex with me when I was in school, I would have gone to school on new years day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People say Christopher Colombus discovered America. How the fuck can you discover a country thats allready ocupied by people? Thats like me going to your garage and discovering your car and taking it back home with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Suicide is not glamorous and should not be portrayed in a positive light.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cooties don't exist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Every time you tell a lie, an angel looses its wings.     &lt;/div&gt;     &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6760703447963354289?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6760703447963354289/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6760703447963354289' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6760703447963354289'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6760703447963354289'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/05/random-thoughts-from-back-of-my-head.html' title='Random Thoughts From the back of my head'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6179816593842526001</id><published>2006-04-20T13:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T13:04:00.117-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hoy</title><content type='html'>6:28 AM&lt;br /&gt;Abro los ojos. Miro por la ventana. Creo que me quede dormido, pero no..me quedan 2 minutos de sueño. Me duermo de nuevo. -Insert annoying ringtone here- Me levanto espantado no se donde estoy, que es lo que pasa y por que estoy asustado. Aun tengo los ojos cerrados, pero veo que en mi celular son las 6:30 A.M.&lt;br /&gt;Me levanto, me baño, me cepillo, me afeito (si, me sale barba ya), me peino (si, me peino), me pongo mi uniforme y voy pa la cocina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:00 AM&lt;br /&gt;Me preparo algo de desayuno, que me aguante lo suficiente. Generalmente me como una avena quaker de microonda con un vaso de jugo, o algo mas nutritivo y natural como un sandwich de jamon y queso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:15 AM&lt;br /&gt;Añugao, todavia con hambre y los ojos llenos de lagaña, salgo pal trabajo. 436 derecho hasta la 17 92. Doblo a la derecha, y POOF! maldita fila de carro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bienvenido a semaforilandia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:25 AM&lt;br /&gt;Me coje en rojo el semaforo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:28 AM&lt;br /&gt;Aun esta rojo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:30 AM&lt;br /&gt;Ya no me quedan mocos en la nariz, ni lagañas en los ojos. Claro, el semaforo aun en rojo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7:31 AM&lt;br /&gt;Que viva dios! CAMBIO EL SEMAFORO! (increiblemente nadie toca bocina)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8:00 AM&lt;br /&gt;Llego apurao al trabajo, pensando que toy tardisimo, y resulta que nadie ha llegao. Las puertas de la oficina aun estan cerradas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8:15 AM&lt;br /&gt;Me despierta la secretaria, me dormi en el lobby del edificio esperando que me abran.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8:30 AM&lt;br /&gt;Reunion. Ayer se hizo $xxxx.xx hoy tenemos que hacer XXXXXX.XX asi que trabajen. -Inserta lista de pacientes aqui-.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8:35 AM&lt;br /&gt;Paciente nuevo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"áscr, please do a FMX on this patient".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En buen dominicano:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Querido empleado extranjero:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tenga usted la bondad de exponerse usted a esta dosis de radiacion, ya que nosotros los americanos somos mas suceptibles al cancer que usted.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La administracion.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tiro las 18 radiografias, con XCP. Las revelo. Llevo el paciente al sillon, le hago el odontograma. El doctor se sienta, ve las radiografias, ve al paciente y pone su autografo en el record. El paciente se va porque no tiene dinero.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9:00 AM&lt;br /&gt;Otro paciente. Este quiere hacerse una corona.&lt;br /&gt;"áscr, lets make him a temporary"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En buen español:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estimado empleado:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sirvase usted en fabricarle a este paciente una corona provisional, ya que mi persona estara en la cocina disfrutando de un delicioso desayuno.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gracias,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Su Jefe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le tomo una impresion, el doctor viene, le talla la corona, y se va. Le hago su corona provisional con acrilico, la ajusto, le ajusto la oclusion, la cemento provisional y despacho al paciente. Mando el caso pal laboratorio y recojo el sillon. Lo preparo para el otro paciente que ya esta afuera esperando.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10:00 AM&lt;br /&gt;áscr, please take a PA on the TA patient and have him seated in room #2.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Le tomo una radiografia a un paciente que le duele una muela, lo siento en el sillon #2 y llamo al doctor. La radiografia no era necesaria. Nama habia que ajustarle una corona que le habian puesto hace 2 semanas y taba mal ajustada.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10:30 AM&lt;br /&gt;Otro paciente&lt;br /&gt;11:00 AM&lt;br /&gt;otro paciente&lt;br /&gt;11:30 AM&lt;br /&gt;Otro paciente&lt;br /&gt;12:00 M&lt;br /&gt;Tengo hambre, y otro paciente.&lt;br /&gt;1:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;No he dejado de dar vueltas el dia entero, pero por finnnn puedo sentarme a comer...No mentira, tengo que recojer primero y despues ir a comer.&lt;br /&gt;1:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;Me voy a comer. Saco del freezer mi almuerzo congelado, Papas majadas con medallones de pavo...Suena gourmet? Maldita porqueria de comida, sabe a carton. Para colmos, me la tengo que comer fria porque el microonda se dañó cuando le faltaban 3 minuto y pa colmo me echan la culpa a mi de danar el dinoplativolo ese, que parece una television. Ni modo, hay que comer. Me como mi vaina fria. Wakala&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;Con la comida fria en el estomago, con hambre y sueño, voy a atender el otro paciente que llega. 18 radiografias mas.,...Pero es que no se jartan de mandar radiografias?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;El doctor me pide una banda matriz. Tengo tanta hambre, sueño y dolor de espalda que no se que carajos me esta pidiendo, y tiene el que ir a buscarlo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;Ya falta menos, casi casi me voy. No hay mas pacientes citados, no hay mas trabajo. Todo esta limpio, recojido y listo para el otro dia...PERO NO ME PUEDO IR! tengo que cumplir con el horario de entrada/salida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4:15 PM&lt;br /&gt;Joder, Maldita sea la madre que invento el tiempo...por que tiene que ser tan lento?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4:16 PM&lt;br /&gt;No lo puedo creer....nama ha pasao un minuto de la ultima vez que vi el reloj...que vaina.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4:12 PM&lt;br /&gt;Pero no eran la 4:16 orita? y como e? anda pal carajo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;Jarto, cansao, con hambre, desesperado, con dolor de espalda, me suena el celular....Numero equivocado...pero como era en español, aproveche la oportunidad para decir que era mi hermana pidiendome que la fuera a buscar, que no se sentia bien. Me dejan ir, y me voy pa mi casa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4:45 PM&lt;br /&gt;Maldita fila de carro!&lt;br /&gt;Me pase de la salida. Ahora tengo que llegar hasta casa del carajo pa devolverme.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:15 PM&lt;br /&gt;Donde carajo yo toy !?!?!?!?!?!&lt;br /&gt;Anda la mierda, aqui to e igualito. To se parece.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:25 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Logro parar a un policia pa que me ayude a llegar a mi casa. Me dice que toy medio lejo si, pero que se llega facil...Dobla aqui en U y dale pa ya hasta que veas el letrero de la 17 92. Coje por ahi hasta la 436, sigue derecho hasta que llegues a tu casa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5:45 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Llego a mi casa, cansao, eplotao, con hambre, con dolor de epalda, con calor. Para colmos tengo que lavar mi ropa, cocinar mi cena/almuerzo y preparar mi merienda del dia siguiente. Encima de todo hay una gorda en la picina en bikini y se me van todas las ganas de comer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8:05 PM&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui toy como un pendejo ecribiendo en interne lo que me paso el dia de hoy, en ve de irme a dormir. Como sea no puedo dormir porque el sol ta afuera. Que vaina ma rara.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Alicia me killa...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y grimaldi todavia sale que tiene una ficha de terrorismo en la policia por el rebu de nosotro. Sabra dio si yo tambien tengo una.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Asi que na,&lt;br /&gt;Adio.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6179816593842526001?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6179816593842526001/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6179816593842526001' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6179816593842526001'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6179816593842526001'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/04/hoy.html' title='Hoy'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7727508002877144590</id><published>2006-04-16T13:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T13:01:01.972-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Island Of Adventures</title><content type='html'>Atencion Franky!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy fui pa Universal's Islands Of Adventure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mi madre toy eplotao! Me monte en el Hulk, en el Popeye &amp;amp; Bluto's Bilge-rat Barges, en el Jurassic park River Adventure y en el Dueling Dragons.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recomendacion para aquellos que van algun dia a este parke: Vayan con traje de baño! Me di esa mojá que llegue a casa con un bajito a decuido. Es muy importante tambien llevar picadera y agua, proque alla tó e carisimo. Los t-shirts a 20 dolare (barájelo!) y los penny press a 51 centavos.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despues pondre las fotos, cuando me las manden.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bueno, yo me voy a tiral a dolmir, porque tengo un eplote y su madre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No me jarto de decirlo,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h3 style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);" class="post-title"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 180%;"&gt;      America, is wunderbar!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7727508002877144590?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7727508002877144590/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7727508002877144590' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7727508002877144590'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7727508002877144590'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/04/island-of-adventures.html' title='Island Of Adventures'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5618845700515303807</id><published>2006-04-12T12:59:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:59:48.993-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Update</title><content type='html'>Tengo Trabajo.&lt;br /&gt;Tengo Monitor.&lt;br /&gt;Tengo Internet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No tengo Carro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Omar tiene &lt;a href="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/IMG_0175.jpg"&gt;una antena&lt;/a&gt; que coje wifi hasta casa del carajo, y tiene una velocidad de hasta 2.5 Gb/Seg.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Se me olvido comer hoy, por tar pegao al internet.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5618845700515303807?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5618845700515303807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5618845700515303807' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5618845700515303807'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5618845700515303807'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/04/update.html' title='Update'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4483072837051769970</id><published>2006-04-07T12:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:58:39.157-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Pimp my blog</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://jorgeant.blogspot.com/"&gt;Maestro! &lt;/a&gt;Ya vi la rubia del vestido rojo en la matri, viteh! ya la entiendo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ya era hora que le hiciera alguito al blog.&lt;br /&gt;De verda que taba en olla el pobrecito.&lt;br /&gt;Le hice dos o tres arreglitos...que les parece?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No se para que hice to eso si nadie entra a mi blog, al menos que yo le diga que entre...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pero na, pa lante. Algun dia sere el blog de la semana en uno de esos websites...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4483072837051769970?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4483072837051769970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4483072837051769970' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4483072837051769970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4483072837051769970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/04/pimp-my-blog.html' title='Pimp my blog'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1122751702600434372</id><published>2006-04-06T12:57:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:57:46.135-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Las 10 vainas que me quillaban</title><content type='html'>Pues todo el mundo esta con una moneria ahora de las 10 vainas de aquello y las 25 de aquello.&lt;br /&gt;Pues aqui van mis 10 vainas que me killaban (del Verbo pasado "que ya no me killan")&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#1- Los apagones en santo domingo: que en mi caso eran prendiones. Me killaban, pero ahora alrevez, ojala se vaya la luz 20 horas al dia para que mi negocio prospere.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#2- El agua: namas falta que me te lavando la cabeza pa que se vaya el agua asi PLO, ni un chin ma. Ya no me killa, porque cuando se va es porque va a salir sucia y me puedo enfermar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#3- La justicia dominicana:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ejemplo ilustrativo:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;".- La jueza de la Instrucción de la jurisdicción de Azua, Maria del Socorro Cordero, ordenó tres meses de prisión preventiva en la cárcel pública de Najayo contra Vladimir Pujols, acusado de asesinar al periodista Juan Andujar y de otros crímenes."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tres meses para un pendejo que se lambio a un pana y sabra dios a cuantos mas por ahi que no se lo contaron, y a mi me querian meter 30 años por mandar un email... que yo no escribi...&lt;br /&gt;Ya no me killa, por mi que se joda to el mundo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#4- Los tapones: antes me molestaba cuando llegaba a un tapon, por el calor, la gente que se me tiraba encima, los animales en la calle y los policias que no hacen na. Pero ya no, los tapones aqui son una fila prolongada de carros que de manera organizada siguen las señales de tránsito.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#5- Que me toquen bocina: antes me volvia loco cuando me tocaban bocina cuando cambiaba un semaforo, o cuando iba muy lento. Ya no me molesta, porque cuando alguien me toca bocina es para avisarme que algo anda mal con mi carro o porque de verdad me lo merezco.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#6- Cuando iba al supermercado: me killaba porque la gente deja los carritos en el medio, te chocan, te tapan el camino, todo ta sucio, vencido, chiquito, y encima de eso, tienes que pagar un precio CARO y recibir un mal servicio. Ya no me killa ir al supermercado. Hay de todo, grande, nada esta vencido, todo esta limpio, caben 3 carritos en cada pasillo, y la gente de la carniceria te dice como cocinar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#7- Cuando mami me llama: Ante me quillaba que me llamara 30 vece al dia pa saber de mi, que yo taba haciendo y que iba a hacer. Ya soy yo que la llamo avece pa saber de ella, que ta haciendo y que va a hacer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;#8 - Levantarme temprano: Antes me levantaba a las 11 de la mañana, porque no habia nada que hacer. Cuando me levantaba temprano era un solo truño el dia entero. Ahora me killo cuadno me levanto tarde porque perdi una mañana entera que la pude haber aprovechado en algo mas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;bueno la 9  y la 10 la ecribo depue, porque ya me jarte.&lt;br /&gt;se supone que ponga ahora la lista de la gente que tiene que hacer la misma monada que yo, pero no, barajelo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bai.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1122751702600434372?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1122751702600434372/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1122751702600434372' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1122751702600434372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1122751702600434372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/04/las-10-vainas-que-me-quillaban.html' title='Las 10 vainas que me quillaban'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7035383119626821144</id><published>2006-04-06T12:46:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:57:11.035-05:00</updated><title type='text'>En el aire...</title><content type='html'>Una de las cosas que no me gustan de los gringos es que no te dicen "LAS COSAS COMO SON" como vodka Eristoff.&lt;br /&gt;Ellos te tiran puyas, te confunden....pero nunca te hablan claro.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy en mi entrevista me fue muy bien, a mi entender. Todo lo que me preguntaron, les decia que si que lo sabia hacer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me preguntaron de mi disponibilidad de horario y todo parece excelente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me enseñaron la oficina, me presentaron a todos los doctores, me dijeron "esta seria tu area de trabajo" y al final de la entrevista me dijeron, espera nuestra llamada....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me quede en el aire, como que, tengo el trabajo o no? ? ?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nadie me dice Si o No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ahora viene el capitulo interesante...El capitulo carrito.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Resulta que el carro que tenia alla en Dominicana (Hyundai Accent GT 2001) esta a muy buen precio aqui, algunos 6 mil dolares. Pero cuando te matan es con el seguro. Joder....que maldito seguro mas caro!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Creo que tendre que dejar ese carro pa despues, y mientras tanto comprarme un corolla del 90 por 500 dolares.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui todo es asi, por etapa, desde cero...y chin a chin uno va subiendo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aun no tengo internet en casa, no tengo monitor ni si quiera (maldito newegg de la shiat), ya se imaginan los tiks nerviosos que me dan...No puedo dormir de noche, NECESITO INTERNET!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Conoci a mi vecino de abajo, el pana es un gravitón que tiene una banda de rokanroll.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me invito a tocar pa su casa, pero tuve que salir jullendo por el bajo a yerba buena que habia en ese apartamento.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Na, ya me jarte de ecribil.&lt;br /&gt;Adio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: :) ahhhhh :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7035383119626821144?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7035383119626821144/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7035383119626821144' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7035383119626821144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7035383119626821144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/04/en-el-aire.html' title='En el aire...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7092607616144671313</id><published>2006-03-15T13:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-18T14:42:30.854-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Oscar</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/dent.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Para los que no vieron la nube que se cayo del cielo,&lt;br /&gt;Los que no se fijaron que Colón bajó el deo,&lt;br /&gt;Los que salieron del closet,&lt;br /&gt;Los que dijeron que nunca comerian chimi churri&lt;br /&gt;y todos aquellos que no se fijaron que llovió de abajo pa riba,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hoy Trabajé. Comencé hoy...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Olvidense de Dr. Luna, Dr. Oscar y to eso. Aqui soy OSCAR pelao, y ni si quiera. Eta gente me dice es algo asi dique "áscr". No hay forma de poner un gringo a decir óscar. Que maldita risa, cuando mi jefa trató de decir FRESA. Decia FRESHAH y yo, que no, FREEEESSSSSAaaaaa. y ella FREEESHHHHHHHAAAAHHHH.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Etúpida, cual e tu etupidé?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pues resulta que estare haciendo TODO el trabajo que NUNCA hacia.  Un asistente dental en gringolandia lo hace todo:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Prepara el sillon para recibir el paciente&lt;br /&gt;Recibe el paciente&lt;br /&gt;Le toma radiografias (18 para ser exacto) con XCP&lt;br /&gt;Revela las radiografias&lt;br /&gt;Le prepara un presupuesto, tomando en cuenta el seguro que tiene&lt;br /&gt;Le explica el plan de tratamiento&lt;br /&gt;Le explica que tiene que dar un cojon/ovario para poder sonreir adecuadamente&lt;br /&gt;Le pone cita al paciente&lt;br /&gt;Limpia y esteriliza los intrsumentos usados&lt;br /&gt;Confirma los pacientes del dia siguiente&lt;br /&gt;Y SIEMPRE, pero subrayado&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;SIEMPRE SONRIE AUNQUE SE LO TE LLEVANDO EL DIABLO.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Trabajo de 8 a 5 en Coast dental de Lake Mary como asistente de todos los doctores que esten en mi area. Son muy buena gente y me tan tratando bien.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vamo a ver que tal me va con esto.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y hablando de gente loca sin juicio, a Maité le coltaron el selulal y no he podio hablal con ella pa que me mande la foto de universal. Asi que quedan pendiente pa depue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Y ya, bai, que tengo sueño y tengo trabajo mañana.&lt;br /&gt;Diablo yo nunca pense que iba a decir eso...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7092607616144671313?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7092607616144671313/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7092607616144671313' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7092607616144671313'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7092607616144671313'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/oscar.html' title='Oscar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7954459712615877597</id><published>2006-02-15T12:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:45:09.052-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The infinite sadness</title><content type='html'>Los dias pasan, y ya me quedan menos.&lt;br /&gt;Quedan solo 9 dias.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Una parte de mi se quiere ir, a hacer algo diferente, a caminar por una calle que nunca he caminado (Taking The red pill effect); pero hay un pedacito de mi y de mi corazon que me dice que me tome la azul, y siga durmiendo en este sueño tan real.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si, con todo y lo que he pasado, he pensado aqui, he pensado quedarme. Muchas cosas me llaman a quedarme, y solo una me dice VETE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Siempre sentimos miedo al tomar una decision, porque no sabemos si es la correcta. Y siempre se queda el grandioso misterio del "y si..." que nunca se sabe. Pero la vida hay que vivirla de acuerdo a los hechos y no de lo que nunca fue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El hecho es que me voy el 24 de febrero, a un pais donde se desayuna conflei y se almuerza en la noche. Donde se respeta la velocidad maxima en la calle (ke averia!). Un pais que tiene detectores de metales en las escuelas, y aun asi aparece siempre un loco que se lambe a 300 compañeros de clase, porque una cancion de Atari Teenage Riot les dijo que lo hicieran.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estoy acostumbrado a correr en la calle, a tirar basura donde me da la gana, a llegar a mi casa incojonao, sudao y con grajo porque en la calle habia tapon. A vivir en una casa donde nunca hay luz, y hay que tener planta, inversor, cisterna, tinaco y un tanque de 500 galones de gas propano.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me gusta mi fritura, un chimi a las 2 de la mañana. Manejar prendío despues de salir de una bebedera en casa de los panas, mi comida al mediodia, dormir la jartura, y maldecir a los policias que picotean.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todo esto me va a hacer falta...Me voy....y me voy sin mirar para atras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Espero que algun dia me vayan a visitar, carajo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me han preguntado que cuando es mi despedida como 300 veces...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No hay despedida.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El que quiera despedirse, que pase y lo haga. Odio las despedidas...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Po na, adeu.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7954459712615877597?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7954459712615877597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7954459712615877597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7954459712615877597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7954459712615877597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/infinite-sadness.html' title='The infinite sadness'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-369758374369645973</id><published>2006-02-14T12:39:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:43:54.330-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I hate vegetarians</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="post-body"&gt;  &lt;div&gt;       Un amigo vino a visitarme hoy. Vino a presentarme su nueva novia. Cuando llegaron, me estaba comiendo un beef jerky, y le ofreci un chin. La jevita me puso una cara de vómito, y me dijo que ella era vegetariana, y eso que yo estaba comiendo ni si quiera era carne.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me quede como que "WTF mate? Can australia come too?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La jevita se fue en una explicandome de por que es vegetariana y mil vainas mas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mi cuarto encuentro desagradable en la vida con una vegetariana jodona.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Es por eso que he decidido clasificar a los vegetarianos, segun mi criterio.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui va:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vegetanazi: Este es el tipo de vegetariano que no come carne, y encima de eso, tratara de imponer sus creencias a traves de la television y propaganda en la radio. Los vegetarianos de este tipo estan seriamente afectados por un Sindrome De jodedera Aguda (SIDA). Por ente, un vegetanazi se dedicara a joder a todo aquel que decide comer carne, y a no seguir sus ideales.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vegetariano Anti-carne: Este es el tipo de vegetariano mas comun. Es aquel que no come ningun tipo de carne, pescado, excepto leche y queso. Estos no son tan problematicos, porque generalmente son callados, flacos, desnutridos y de mentes muy cerradas. No les importa el mundo, solamente ellos. Generalmente estos vegetarianos estan arrinconados en una esquina mental, tan asustados de hacerle daño a algo, o de matar, que caminan con mucho cuidado para no pisar una araña o cualquier insecto, porque estan vivos, y si estan vivos, tienen sentimientos tambien, no?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pseudo Vegetariano: Este es posiblemente el vegetariano mas peligroso y jodon de todos. Solo come pescado y hojas. No encuentro una explicacion racional de por que comen pescado y no comen vaca o cerdo. Este tipo de vegetariano le encanta verse flaco y padece de anemia. Generalmente tiene su patio sembrado de hortalizas y lechugas. El 65% de los pseudo vegetarianos se suicidan antes de llegar a los 40. Dejan de comer y se mueren de hambre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hay muchos tipos de vegetarianos mas, pero creo que todos se acomodan entre una mezcla de estas tres categorias.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estoy ansioso que llegue el dia en que la ciencia descubra que los vegetales tambien sienten y sufren, para que todos los vegetarianos se den cuenta que el sufrimiento es inevitable, o en su defecto, que decidan todos morirse de hambre.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[edit]&lt;br /&gt;http://gorillamask.net/meatyou.shtml&lt;br /&gt;[/edit]&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-369758374369645973?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/369758374369645973/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=369758374369645973' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/369758374369645973'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/369758374369645973'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/i-hate-vegetarians.html' title='I hate vegetarians'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-975411781397821342</id><published>2006-02-14T12:39:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:39:52.614-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Me Duele</title><content type='html'>Me duele la garganta.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anoche no dormi bien porque la garganta no me dejo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Estoy incomodo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si prendo el aire me pica la garganta.&lt;br /&gt;Pero si lo apago me da calor.&lt;br /&gt;Si me acuesto me dan ganas de toser.&lt;br /&gt;Si me siento me duele la nalga y la espalda.&lt;br /&gt;Si me quedo parado, me duelen los pies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me voy a flotar.&lt;br /&gt;Chau&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-975411781397821342?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/975411781397821342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=975411781397821342' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/975411781397821342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/975411781397821342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/me-duele.html' title='Me Duele'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1625453440313591751</id><published>2006-02-13T12:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:39:04.716-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Do The Ali</title><content type='html'>This is &lt;a href="http://bitofwonderland.blogspot.com/"&gt;Ali&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/sonrisa.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And this is how you do the ali:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/ali006.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come on everybody, Do the ali!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Postea tu foto en tu blog, haciendo The Ali, y deja un comment!&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;br /&gt;YEY! FUN!!!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1625453440313591751?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1625453440313591751/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1625453440313591751' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1625453440313591751'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1625453440313591751'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/do-ali.html' title='Do The Ali'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2737113832499984099</id><published>2006-02-12T12:34:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:36:51.189-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>This is annoying&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/enhance.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And  &lt;a href="http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/annoying/"&gt;this &lt;/a&gt;is even more annoying&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sing Along With Me:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh my word&lt;br /&gt;This tune it's annoying&lt;br /&gt;Yes I know&lt;br /&gt;It's reallly annoying&lt;br /&gt;And I can't get this song out of my head.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Make it stop&lt;br /&gt;This tune is annoying&lt;br /&gt;And I got to go&lt;br /&gt;To work in the morning&lt;br /&gt;And im gonna be humming it in my bed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2737113832499984099?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2737113832499984099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2737113832499984099' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2737113832499984099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2737113832499984099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/this-is-annoying-and-this-is-even-more.html' title=''/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-6032229220243349033</id><published>2006-02-11T12:28:00.002-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:33:04.979-05:00</updated><title type='text'>"Living" in the third world</title><content type='html'>El otro dia estaba chatiando con "Yomaira", que vive en NJ, y no se como llegamos al tema, pero termine explicandole que es un tinaco, que es una cisterna.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Decidi hacer un post para futuras referencias de como vivir en el tercer mundo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Electricity:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Apagón: A power shortage. This is very frequent in dominican republic. It hapens several times every day for many many hours. Along with apagones comes los chorros de la nevera, the mosquitos, and boredom. Atraso is also comes with apagones.&lt;br /&gt;There is no country that can hechar para alante with apagones. Thats a fact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So for apagones we have:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A Planta: This is a generator. Many people have plantas at home or at work. If a colmado doesnt have a planta, the beer wont be cold, and they go out of business before you can say berengena. Beauty salons cannot succeed without a planta. They charge extra money to the clients when the planta is on.&lt;br /&gt;Some people use the planta to charge their inversor (pronounced IMBELSOL [eembellsol]).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Inversor: This is a power inverter. In a very cientific way, a power inverter converts 12 V DC to 110 V AC. In other words, is like a battery pack for your house. An inversor is useless for salons and colmados because hairdryers and freezers drain the power from the inversor in very little time. Plus, batteries are very expensive, and since there is never luz to charge the batteries, you still need a planta to charge the batteries; so its pointles to have an inversor for this purposes. But inversores are great for home use. You can have an inversor hooked up to some lightbulbs, a TV and a fan, so you have a lit up house, and still be able to watch tv confortably without the mosquitos draining all your blood.&lt;br /&gt;Forget about solar panels, windmills and hydro-electrics. This are too expensive for the average dominican.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, for Water Supply, we have:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Bomba: This is nothing less than a small water pump for home or business use. A bomba takes water from a source, and pumps it to its destination. There are many ways of having a bomba bombeando water to your house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The bomba ladrona (thief pump): this is a 1/2 HP (or lower) water pump used in those places where the water preasure that comes from the waterpipes is too low.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Another type of bomba is the normal bomba we all know, usually a 2 HP bomba wich pulls water from a CISTERNA, and then up to the house or appartment. A cisterna is like an underground pool covered by a tapa de cisterna. No, wait...Nobody swims in cisternas. Think of it, as an undeground concrete water tank.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Tinaco: This is a big water tank, usually round and white, that gets filled up by a bomba that pulls water from a cisterna or it may also be filled up by a bomba ladrona, depending on the height of your roof. Almost everybody in santo domingo has a tinaco. If you ever get the chance to go to parque mirador, take a few seconds to look at the panoramic view of the city. The city of santo domingo should be renamed to tinaco city. We all have tinacos, from all shape, sizes and colors.&lt;br /&gt;The thing about tinacos is that they grow algae (green water) because of the sunlight. So people get raquiña and ñañaras all the time, if the tinaco is not cleaned every now and then.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The same goes to cisternas. People never clean their cisternas, since they never look at them. A cisterna has to be cleaned at least once every 6 months, and a monthly dose of chlorine is also recomended.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people are paranoid about water, like my family for example. We have a 5,000 gallon cisterna that takes water from the waterpipes, and we use a bomba tu pump it to a 500 gallon tinaco in the roof. So when the power goes out, and the planta doesnt work, then we can have water from the tinaco come down by gravity. Sounds complicated? NONSENSE! wait untill you read on...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No I would like to take some time to talk about Waste management:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;El camion de la basura: This is the garbage truck, wich is equipped with the loudest, most annoying horn in the market. I still dont understand why everytime the truck makes a stop it has to make such noise.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Recycling: Dominicans have a very good sense of how important the enviroment is. Thats why we recycle. But our recycling system is not as efficient as the one in the states. We recycle things like the dish washing soap cubitos. Instead of throwing them away, we use them to store the reamining habichuela del mediodia. Another good example of recycling is foam. Poor people who live in little houses with techo de zinc, melt foam cups with gasoline to cover the little holes in the celing. A tube of sillicone is expensive, and the gases emited by it is harmful to the medio ambiente. We also recylce tusas, wich is the bone of the corn. I refuse to describe how dominicans use tusas in order to keep the integrity of this website.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a really funny anecdote of why is the barrio of Vietnam called like that. I will explai this in another post.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the garbage collected by the camion de la basura goes to duquesa. Sometimes duquesa gets angry and catches fire. Sometimes duquesa gets really smelly and the whole santo domingo smells like duquesa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, on to my favorite... Public Transportation:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carro publico: this translates to public car. There are no carro publicos in the US. They only exist here in dominican republic, and are well known for their incredible law breaking ability .&lt;br /&gt;The average carro publico is a 1989 or earlyer Datsun or Toyota Corolla, equipped with a Propane Gas System. Yes, they run on propane gas. Just think about all the security risks you get when you put togeather an old car, a very poor installation of a propane system and 8 people. You would inmediatly assume that carro publicos blow up all the time, and many many people get killed. But for your suprise, not a single person has been reported dead for an explosion of a carro publico. More people die in aghanistan for a car blowing up than here in DR.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But carro publicos are not the only ones running on propane. Even yipetas and mercedes have a propane system. Why? because its way cheaper, and people rather blow up and save some money than loose money and be safe. Just think of all the presidentes you can buy by switching to propane. My friend Fernando has a propane powered skoda and he gets twice the kilometers per peso than me. That means he saves about 500 pesos every time he fills up his tank. A presidente costs 35 pesos in a colmado, thats about 14 presidentes. He can have 2 presidentes every day, and still have some money to buy some masitas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Guaguas: a guagua is nothing more than a public bus. There are many types of guaguas. There is the OMSA, the OMSA con aire, The OMSA gusano wich is the long one that looks like a worm; Then we have the smaller ones called pollitos and the minibus (pronounced meeneeboo). Guaguas have no A/C, unless specified. Guaguas with A/C are more expensive, and people hardly ever use them. All guaguas, except the OMSA have a cobrador. The cobrador is the guy hanging from the door that indicates the route of the guagua, and is in charge of getting all the monetary fees from passengers. He's also in charge of making all the signals to the other drivers that the bus IS GOING THAT WAY, so they HAVE to stop, and let them pass, because they are bigger, and they will fuck up your car if you dont let them pass, because they have a huge defensa. The chofers of the guaguas are highly illiterate people, and they think they know all the laws of traffic. They even make their own, and they are allways right. Cobradores are very well know for being ass grabbers. If you are hot and good looking, be careful when stepping out of the bus, or the cobrador will grab your ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a known fact that many people get mugged in carro publicos at night, thats why people take taxis at night. But im not talking like in NYC that you just stand in the sidewalk and a taxi will pass you by every 2 minutes. You have to call a taxi company, and they will radio a unit for you. Be careful when getting in a taxi. You have to ask the taxi company for the color of the taxi, and the number, or a burglar could pick you up on his taxi and steal all your belongings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are many other things you have to do to survive in the third world. You have to pay for the apagones, you have to pay for the mantainance of the planta, inversor, cisterna, tinaco and bomba de agua. You have to pay expensive carros publicos, wich make the everyday traffic a living hell, and the best of it all....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;WE LOVE LIVING HERE!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thank you Chaotically Serene for the inspiration...I hope you enjoy this as much as I  enjoyed writting it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-6032229220243349033?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/6032229220243349033/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=6032229220243349033' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6032229220243349033'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/6032229220243349033'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/living-in-third-world_11.html' title='&quot;Living&quot; in the third world'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-5039417137248499154</id><published>2006-02-11T12:27:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:28:25.848-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Hungover</title><content type='html'>ARGH!&lt;br /&gt;I NEED A BEER!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im Thirsty, I got a headache, I have a sore throat....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And I woke up at 9:45!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;WTF MATE!?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-5039417137248499154?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/5039417137248499154/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=5039417137248499154' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5039417137248499154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/5039417137248499154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/hungover.html' title='Hungover'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-3937664156816264190</id><published>2006-02-11T12:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:27:33.585-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Drunk on Fridays...</title><content type='html'>Holly Shit man....&lt;br /&gt;ok, para este post, vamo por parte:&lt;br /&gt;Bueno, en resumidas cuentas, acabo de llegar de Red Room (primera vez que voy). Hoy era el cumpleanos de Super Mario, y como 10 gente ma. Fui pa dique "pa pasar nama" y como que me quede y vaina.&lt;br /&gt;Alla taba to el mundo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bebi demasiado. Los tragos estaban en oferta. Pague uno a 500 pesos y me dieron como 6 gratis.&lt;br /&gt;Lo mejor del caso es que mil gente me saludo, dike HEY DOTOL COMO TAMO, y yo ni le veia la cara, en ese sitio tan ocuro, pero na, igual le hacia el coro, y saludaba a to el que me saludaba.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yo no se cuando e que vamo a hacer ete evento de nuevo, pero lo que si se que mañana no es. Yo me voy a tirar a dormir, y me levantare manana a las 15.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Aqui van los saludos:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Primero:&lt;br /&gt;George, you're a n00b! Te lo perdiste.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Segundo:&lt;br /&gt;Cló: Diablo!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tercero:&lt;br /&gt;Mario: Hay Jeshú el pobre...ahhahahah que mal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuarto:&lt;br /&gt;Gregory: pa donde te fuite? arregla el maldito celular.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quinto:&lt;br /&gt;Sara: I hope you get home safe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sexto:&lt;br /&gt;Czar: Fuck You, Lucky Bastard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Septimo:&lt;br /&gt;whatever your name is: Dont do that again...I hate reggaeton.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Octavo:&lt;br /&gt;Ali: Diablo. que sWapPer! LOL! You even gave me your phone #! WTF!?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Noveno:&lt;br /&gt;Sandra: Me sacate lo pie, pero jevi.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yo espero no hacer una rutina esto de drunk on fridays, porque de verda, no lo veo saludable.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Good night to y'all&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adio,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;[edit]&lt;br /&gt;Se me olvido poner que antes de ir pa red room, tabamo jugando nintendo en casa de vicz. HAHAHAH. Se jugo aperisimo si....&lt;br /&gt;Como a las 12 le digo a cló, mielda loka, vamo pa red room, y ni lo penso, fue como que abrio los ojos asi grandotes y dijo VAMO!&lt;br /&gt;hahahahahaha&lt;br /&gt;gracias por el reminder.&lt;br /&gt;[/edit]&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-3937664156816264190?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/3937664156816264190/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=3937664156816264190' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3937664156816264190'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/3937664156816264190'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/drunk-on-fridays.html' title='Drunk on Fridays...'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2955035980299211309</id><published>2006-02-10T19:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-12T19:28:59.265-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Save The Whales! WTF For?</title><content type='html'>The other day I went to renew my car's registration, and this lady asked me if I wanted to donate some money to save the whales...Why save the whales? Fuck the whales! What have they done for me to deserve my donation?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just think about this...what if one day, you go to the beach and read a sign that says "Sorry, due to a lack of water, the beach is closed." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Impossible? Think again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's a little fact about whales that not many people know: Whales are drinking all our water and eating yoleros for breakfast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/whalb.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, and the best part... this lady mentioned the fact that whales are smart!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, answer this asshole... If whales are so smart, how come they still haven't learned to breathe under water like every other fish in the ocean?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whales are stupid. The only good thing that comes out of them is POOP. Ginormus turds used as fertilizer in some corn fields in mexico.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whales suck. !&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2955035980299211309?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2955035980299211309/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2955035980299211309' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2955035980299211309'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2955035980299211309'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/save-whales-wtf-for.html' title='Save The Whales! WTF For?'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-1594157894969614862</id><published>2006-02-10T12:15:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2010-03-02T17:45:11.050-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Se Vende</title><content type='html'>De nuevo, vendiendo barato, para el pueblo:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monitor AOC 16" CRT, con mi foto en la esquina de arriba a la derecha.&lt;br /&gt;RD$2,500&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/monitorb.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bocinas 5.1 Omega DeskTop Theater 5.1&lt;br /&gt;Controla cada bocina por separado&lt;br /&gt;Crossover 5.1/Stereo&lt;br /&gt;RD$3,000&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/bocinab.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pecera 80 galones, con peces (sin los peces de cristina), decoracion y filtro nuevo.&lt;br /&gt;El tanque nuevo solamente cuesta RD$25,000.00 aprox.&lt;br /&gt;la dejo en RD$15,000 (GANGA!) con todo (hasta el agua!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/pec55.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pecera de 30 galones con luz incandescente, filtros, peces, decoracion natural.&lt;br /&gt;RD$5,500&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/pec006.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CDs originales, 150 pesos c/u.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nirvana - From the muddy Banks of the wishkah&lt;br /&gt;Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire&lt;br /&gt;Santuario - brutalismo&lt;br /&gt;Soundgarden - Down on the Upside&lt;br /&gt;Silverchair - Freakshow&lt;br /&gt;Alice In Chains - Alice in chains&lt;br /&gt;Aterciopelados - El Dorado&lt;br /&gt;Bush - Razorblade Suitcase&lt;br /&gt;Pearl Jam - Yield&lt;br /&gt;Days of the new - Days Of The New&lt;br /&gt;Cake - Fashion Nugget&lt;br /&gt;Live - Throwing Copper&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todo esto debe ser vendido antes del 20 de febrero....&lt;br /&gt;Asi que metan mano rapido, que "E PA FUERA QUE VOY!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;contacto:  un comment aqui en el blog.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pondre mas cosas, mientras vaya encontrando&lt;br /&gt;:)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-1594157894969614862?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/1594157894969614862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=1594157894969614862' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1594157894969614862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/1594157894969614862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/de-nuevo-vendiendo-barato-para-el.html' title='Se Vende'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-4248306435605858613</id><published>2006-02-09T12:13:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:14:45.536-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Violence R0x0rz t3h b1g 0n3!</title><content type='html'>People are always bitching about violence on TV. I recently had the misfortune of watching TV (bad idea), and now I see why they're bitching: there's not enough violence on TV! Man, everything on TV sucks. It's hard to explain how bad it is. To help you get the idea, imagine a fat, blistered, zit covered ass. Now keep that image in your head for 6 hours. That's what it's like to watch TV.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay, that was bad, I apologize. Anyway, we need more violence on TV, because what's on now is weak. Nobody wants to watch 'Friends,' with some asshole that calls himself "Chandler" or whatever the hell his name is. That's bullshit. I say we have a show where it's just a guy that runs over people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/violence2.jpg"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's that? You say that's a lame idea? Oh.. well I say "go to hell."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So anyway, back to my car idea. This guy runs over people because he feels like he should give back to the community by cutting down its population.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If we had a few shows like Rambo on TV all the time, things would be a lot better. All those dipshits bitching about violence having an adverse affect on youth need to pull their heads out of their ass. Violence builds character, everyone needs violence every once in a while to keep them in check. We don't want to raise a nation of wimps. I'm too tired to continue this bullshit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-4248306435605858613?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/4248306435605858613/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=4248306435605858613' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4248306435605858613'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/4248306435605858613'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/violence-r0x0rz-t3h-b1g-0n3.html' title='Violence R0x0rz t3h b1g 0n3!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8502691899869852430</id><published>2006-02-09T12:11:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:12:04.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'>A Little About Me...</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       &lt;/h3&gt;                          I like video games.&lt;br /&gt;I like leaving my socks all around the house.&lt;br /&gt;I like speeding.&lt;br /&gt;I like movies with guns and things blowing up.&lt;br /&gt;I like rock and roll.&lt;br /&gt;I like gadgets.&lt;br /&gt;I like my bed (its the best in the world).&lt;br /&gt;I like the color blue.&lt;br /&gt;I like driving stick shift.&lt;br /&gt;I like the beach.&lt;br /&gt;I like girls.&lt;br /&gt;I like to pick ice cream by it's color.&lt;br /&gt;I like toys.&lt;br /&gt;I like to go to toy stores.&lt;br /&gt;I like loud music.&lt;br /&gt;I like watching movies.&lt;br /&gt;I like flash animations.&lt;br /&gt;I like stupid flash animations.&lt;br /&gt;I like playing mrs pacman on the arcade machine at the airport.&lt;br /&gt;I like it when I get an adrenaline rush.&lt;br /&gt;I like living the moment.&lt;br /&gt;I like money.&lt;br /&gt;I hate bachata, reggaeton, salsa and baladas amargachopas.&lt;br /&gt;I hate berengena.&lt;br /&gt;I hate YOU.&lt;br /&gt;I hate brocoli.&lt;br /&gt;I hate mature people.&lt;br /&gt;I hate feeling sad.&lt;br /&gt;I hate being bored.&lt;br /&gt;Odio cuando alguien me despierta como no me gusta&lt;br /&gt;I hate apagones.&lt;br /&gt;I hate n00bs (i pwn 3m, then i eath their babies).&lt;br /&gt;I hate Cameron Diaz.&lt;br /&gt;I hate traffic.&lt;br /&gt;I hate getting Pwned.&lt;br /&gt;I hate chick flicks.&lt;br /&gt;I hate movies with a message.&lt;br /&gt;I hate filosophy.&lt;br /&gt;I hate books with no pictures or drawings.&lt;br /&gt;I hate NUDGES!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, thats about it.&lt;br /&gt;For now...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8502691899869852430?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8502691899869852430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8502691899869852430' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8502691899869852430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' 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Aqui&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Este mundo esta loco....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2033493036060673664?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2033493036060673664/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2033493036060673664' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2033493036060673664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2033493036060673664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2008/02/no-lo-puedo-creer.html' title='No lo puedo 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/&gt;http://www.tiendazeuss.com/dumps/Bloggers%202006/&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-585789917686838829?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/585789917686838829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=585789917686838829' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/585789917686838829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/585789917686838829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/fotos-del-coroblog.html' title='Fotos del Coroblog'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2702662567791548561</id><published>2006-02-07T12:02:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:03:21.993-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Justapic</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/pwned.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/pwned.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7152237831039720270</id><published>2006-02-03T12:01:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:02:00.002-05:00</updated><title type='text'>B3W4r3!</title><content type='html'>&lt;h3 class="post-title"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;       &lt;/h3&gt;                          I Pwn N00bs!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7152237831039720270?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7152237831039720270/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7152237831039720270' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7152237831039720270'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7152237831039720270'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/b3w4r3.html' title='B3W4r3!'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-8944457917996062261</id><published>2006-02-03T12:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:01:31.053-05:00</updated><title type='text'>El coro blog en parkeo bar</title><content type='html'>Vayan pa ya esta noche a las 8:30 de la noche en adelante. Vamos a ayudar a esa gente con lo que sea, no crean que porque son "niños" no les va a servir su ropa, medicamentos, vhs viejos, computadoras, y demas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lleven lo que sea, hasta sus ex novios(as) que ya no usen que esa gente le saca provecho a lo que sea!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Parkeo Bar esta en la Roberto Pastoriza, casi esquina tiradentes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lleguenle, y el que vaya con las manos vacias personalmente le daré un manoplaso.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-8944457917996062261?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/8944457917996062261/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=8944457917996062261' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8944457917996062261'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/8944457917996062261'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/el-coro-blog-en-parkeo-bar.html' title='El coro blog en parkeo bar'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-7448785260837524721</id><published>2006-02-02T11:59:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T12:01:03.547-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Stuff</title><content type='html'>Cuando era chiquito:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me rompi la frente porque un cachorrito pastor aleman me cayo atras, y me asuste. Sali corriendo y me tropece. Cuando cai, me di con una piedra en la frente.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me fracture la muñeca izquierda en mundo sobre ruedas, el dia de mi cumpleaños antes que llegaran los invitados. Todos fueron a mi fiesta, menos yo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Leo me cayo encima en el dedo meñique derecho cuando estaba en septimo, y me fracturo el dedo. La profesora Miladys creia que era mentira, y no me dejaba ir a la enfermeria. Cuando se me hincho el dedo, me dejaron ir a la enfermeria, y me pusieron bengay. Vi a dios comiendo arroz. Tuve que usar un yeso por 1 mes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En Octavo me fracture el tobillo derecho haciendo deportes. El profesor Zayas me queria curar la fractura con una funda de hielo y masajes. Me pusieron un yeso por un mes y usaba muletas para poder caminar.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Despues que me quitaron el yeso, sali a montar bicicleta. El rubio iba manejando y yo iba atras en los conos. Antes de llegar al policia acostado, salte, pero no segui caminando. Me parti la barbilla y me dieron 4 puntos. El medico dijo que to el que se parte la barbilla se la parte dos veces. Aun espero la segunda.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En primero de bachillerato me fracture el tobillo izquierdo por una mala pisada. Una mala pisada que me fisuro el hueso. Mes y medio con yeso.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuando estaba en 2do de bachillerato mi computadora se dañó porque junior me grabo unas fotos pornograficas con virus. Me dejaron sin computadora por 1 mes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cuando estaba terminando el 2do de bachillerato me encontre 2mil pesos en mi casa. Era el salario de la muchacha, pero yo lo coji pa mi, porque me lo encontre. Compre una cinta de super nintendo y una culebra de plastico. Le compre a junior una culebra gigante y una bola de goma. La mama de junior llamo a mi casa preguntando de donde yo saque el dinero para eso, y poof, me descubrieron. No se cuanto tiempo dure de castigo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;En 4to de bachillerato me queme en quimica organica, y por eso casi no me dejan hacer ceremonia de graduacion. Pase el examen completivo y me dejaron graduar. Odio la quimica organica.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Todas estas cosas me hicieron sufrir, en ocasiones me provocaban dolor. Pero nunca llore. No recuerdo la ultima vez que llore. Todos los medicos que me ponian yeso le decian a mi madre "y porque el no esta llorando, deberia estar dando gritos como un loco"...yo solamente decia...Mami, me duele.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-7448785260837524721?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/7448785260837524721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=7448785260837524721' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7448785260837524721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/7448785260837524721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/02/stuff.html' title='Stuff'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35773850.post-2989300116782185255</id><published>2006-01-31T11:52:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-02-15T11:58:10.601-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Arfenhouse, Teh Moovie too!!!!!!!11111!!!one</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/Dr_Zeuss/thunder.png" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Si no te da risa, entonce tu ere un viejo aburrio.&lt;br /&gt;Chekealo.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/63227"&gt;Part I&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=110131"&gt;Part II&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dale Watch This Movie, y pon los subtitulos.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35773850-2989300116782185255?l=doctorzeuss.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/feeds/2989300116782185255/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=35773850&amp;postID=2989300116782185255' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2989300116782185255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/35773850/posts/default/2989300116782185255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://doctorzeuss.blogspot.com/2006/01/arfenhouse-teh-moovie-too11111one.html' title='Arfenhouse, Teh Moovie too!!!!!!!11111!!!one'/><author><name>Dr_Zeuss</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17650594034791568492</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://bp1.blogger.com/_T3B250KmYZk/R63EsH-agMI/AAAAAAAAACM/xmM_iE1kxaw/S220/Oscar.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
